Jane has always been a good girl (albeit one with no personality). Even for her abusive boyfriend. But she's had enough. In a dramatic night full of arguments and abuse, she runs away to be swept into a world of hot men with big feet and teletubby fetishes, mafia bosses and deadly STIs. If this sounds like the Twilight-The Godfather-Teletubbies fanfic you never knew you needed, look no further, because we present to you BIG FEET MAKE ME WET.

After your alcoholic junkie mom sells you to Harry Styles to buy more smarties to snort and sharpies to sniff, you realize you're falling in lauv. Does Harry feel the same?

After moving to Crystal Cove, you didn't have much time to make friends but that didn't mean you weren't going to get harassed by some local boys. What will happen when you refuse to go to the dance with one of them? You never would have expected to fall in love with your very own savior- FORGIVE ME THERE WERE NONE SO I WROTE ONE