Warning!! DEM LEMONS GET SOUR!! But, seriously, I've been wanting to write a fanfic for a while now, but I've been afraid of the feedback. At this point, I don't give a fuck so yeah. Enjoy the Dirty Homestuck~

do not read !1!11!!11!!!11111!!!!!!!!!1!!11111!!!!!

i hate myself for this- love can be found everywhere and between anyone.... even if they are a ginger singer and a cult leader

You work as a servant at the manor, but it's a little hard to work for vampires when you have rare delicious smelling blood. (This was supposed to be a onshot, but by popular demand, I might as well make it a whole thing🥲) *Warning* No more updates.