Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

The tragic story of Barack Obama and Shrek.

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

mmmm yummy

Tbh my otp ;)

I'm sorry

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

your new lord and savior

bae