This will be all head canons I came up with and I will take requests from other. See first page for rule and restrictions on what I will and will not write about! Thank you

Discovering newfound pure love between Trump and Biden.

𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃                   ❪ duolingo bird x reader ❫          ❝ they couldn't see how awesome duolingo really was... so i took out their eyes ❞ ❝ DUDE WHAT THE FU- ❞                         ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,         y/n just wanted to learn some decent spanish for their class but they didn't have in count a certain someone would develop a strange attachment to them.         especially a sassy good-fashioned demon who happens to be the infamous family-kidnapping and ankle-breaking duolingo bird at that.                       '' 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 ''        ↶ ꒰ 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 ˏˏ 🖇️ ꒱ ─ profanity ─ blood/violence ─ gender neutral reader ─ yandere! demon! duolingo x reader ─ slight yandere! oc x reader too ───────────────── 🍃... author's note: i was just being goofy n silly ok. this was... written when i was in 7th grade. PLEASE don't take this too seriously. also i have better works than this one read those instead

Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger looking as bitch muthafucka. Your grades are going down so you guys have to summon the ryuk spirit 🙀🙀🙀. Read to see what happens next to y/n!!!

A desperate employee looking for quick cash stumbles upon a Craigslist ad. They take a night gaurd job at an old kids restaurant without reading any of the policies. Will they regret it? Or come.. to enjoy it?