A bootylicious Shrek story u will def come to love 4real. No cap. Shrek Shrekians Shreklandia shriek shrook. Most impressive ranking: #4 Farts Started writing when extremely bored between 2019 - 2021. TRIGGER WARNING! probably the worst thing you could possibly read on Wattpad. Maybe? It's very hard to tell. Don't say I didn't warn you. Ehem! Anyways: (Enter sir David Attenborough) ONCE UPON A TIME... You (yes, you!) are an ogre living in the swamps. Being close friends with Donkey, you find yourself interested in his best friend, shrek, the hottest and most badass ogre in your village! And he seems to be interested in you too. He has rejected everyone else. Is he interested in you? Is it even possible for the most charming ogre out there to have you on his mind? Does it matter that he already has a wife and kids? Read and find out. GLUTEN FREE, MIGHT CONTAIN OGRES and pain.