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  • the hat fic
    5.8K 9 1

    i'm sorry

  • Who Killed Markiplier?
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    "Tonight was about friends. Tonight was about fun. Finishing your drink, you laughed and followed the others to the poker table. Yes, tonight was definitely going to be fun." After receiving an invite to Poker Night, you head to Markiplier Manor for a night of fun and reuniting with old friends as well as making new o...

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  • Longest story ever to be created
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    The longest story to ever have existed. The longest story on wattpad. The longest story in all of history. Long story. Longest Story. Month long story. The longest book to ever have existed. The longest book on wattpad. The longest book in all of history. Long book. Longest book. Longest book ever. Month long book.

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  • peppa vs inosuke [battle of the pigs]
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    top 10 epic anime fights

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  • bald kurapika x reader
    14.7K 434 9

    bald kurapika (10-18-20) #4 in BaldKurapika (10-20-20) #350 in Kurapika (out of 4k stories) (10-26-20) #3 in BaldKurapika (10-30-2020) #2 in Baldkurapika (11-16-2020) #1 in Baldkurapika

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  • Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩
    416K 3K 44

    how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

    Mature
  • My True Squid (a spongebob x squidward story)
    90.3K 955 9

    this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge.

  • if you read this you have a piss kink 💯🙌🤪
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    I deeply apologise for this book.

  • The Shrump Chronicles (Donald Trump x Shrek) (Shronald)
    13.8K 226 14

    Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek, an introverted nerd. Will their love surpass the trumples they face or will they fall apart. This story has layers, like onions. And will also make...

  • Daddy Farquaad x Daddy Bertram
    8K 150 11

    A love story about an unlikely couple. (PSA: this story is meant as a joke!!!!!) If anyone wants to make this into a movie since y'all love doing that with Wattpad stories, do it so we can make money

  • Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
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    About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

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  • schreck x fookwad
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    it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc

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