CW: this is a watersports fic! (pee/piss/urination kink). Do not read this if that makes you uncomfortable! Fun fact! This title came from the lyrics of Måneskin's "MAMMAMIA", and the entire idea for the fic came from Hollywood Undead's "Never Have I Ever" video, where Charlie LITERALLY jokes about drinking J3T's urin...
Johnny actually felt his face get warm as Deuce talked back to him. "Oh, you little bitch." He mumbled, pulling Deuce into a rough and possessive kiss. "Gonna remind you that you're *mine*, Aron."
It's winter in Los Angeles and Jordon and Matt try to stay warm. And they get a little carried away in doing so. (contains smut)
Fights are always hard, everyone knows that. It's what they do after a fight that counts. Second Derillo oneshot
CW: this is a watersports fic! (pee/piss/urination kink). Do not read this if that makes you uncomfortable! Charlie cried out much louder at the intense sensation, nodding frantically as a small squeak got past his lips. He wanted so much more than his husband's tongue, he wanted what he'd been promised.
CW: this is a watersports fic! (pee/piss/urination kink). Do not read this if that makes you uncomfortable! "He's a boy," Danny insisted, "My little Wyatt." Funny rolled his eyes, "She is a girl. And we're naming her Chrysanthemum." "Oh, whatever. Spread your legs, Dyl. We'll argue later."
I know, I know, I should've kept it the same, but I really wanted to do it over because it was really cringy and poorly written at some points, sorry. Also the ships have changed, it is now: J-Dog x Funny Man, Danny x Deuce and Johnny x Charlie.
Okay, want the gist of it? For starters, this is a one-shot. In this one-shot, Dylan and Danny are kinky little shits, and decide to play a little dress-up. By that I mean Danny dresses up and Dylan just admires him... *ahem* Danny wears a maid outfit! If you don't like this image, leave. No Alvarillo for you! If you...
"Mmmmn, Matty..." Funny groaned, giving Kurlzz's hips another firm squeeze, before breaking the kiss, "I'm gonna go grab your favorite toy."
Danny looked back up at him, "You...You're not gonna make fun of me? Say any mean shit? I'm..." Danny bit down on his lip, trying to keep his crying under control, "I'm breaking down in front of you. You're not...turning it into some joke?" "Jeez, American Idol. How much of a douchebag do you think I am?" Deuce's rubb...
"If that's the case, I've got something a little different in mind for tonight." Another almost pathetic moan came from Funny as Deuce touched his piercings. "What...what are you thinking?"
"Come on, Danny," Kurlzz leaned forward, and Danny met him halfway, exchanging another handful of kisses before Kurlzz spoke again, "There's only...like three other people here. Just stay quiet, let me touch you."
"H-Holy...George, I think I'm gonna-" Johnny leaned down, sinking his teeth into Funny's shoulder, "Don't you dare."
J-Dog was in heaven, this position being his absolute favorite. He sucked and licked, feeling Johnny's arousal drip down onto his beard. "God, George, I wanna die like this."
Let's just say that Danny and Dylan get drunk and expirament with some suger....
Jorel Decker (J-Dog) has a problem and he sees Dr. Daniel Murillo (Danny) for a cure! This is my second one shot ever dedicated to my bestie! Keep writing and doing you, you beautiful person! @ArdenSentry
❝Fuck this shit, let's start a riot!❞ © Din0-Saurus 2017
EXPLICIT CONTENT. "Then I'm gonna make you come until it hurts. Would you like that?" "Yes. Yes, sir." this is the dirtiest/kinkiest thing I've ever written. please keep that in mind if you read this.
They hit a stoplight, and Deuce used the time to look back at Danny and pop his visor open, "You work me up any more than this, and we won't make it to the apartment. I'll pull over, Danny."
(ON HOLD) Requests Open! Finally decided to make this book a reality. So feel free to send me requests through PM or even in the comments in this story! Thank You! ~Chris
CW: this is a watersports fic! (pee/piss/urination kink). Do not read this if that makes you uncomfortable! Funny cursed under his breath at the implications. He cupped himself through his shorts, wanting to trust Charlie with this, but also anxious and embarrassed at the thought. He met Charlie's eyes, squirming a li...
Jorel's got a request, and Danny calls a friend to help him fulfill it.
CW: this is a watersports fic! (pee/piss/urination kink). Do not read this if that makes you uncomfortable! Funny held in a moan, then his face flushed. He wanted to open up more, to let Johnny touch him, but at the same time he knew that if he relaxed too much he was going to wet himself.
CW: this is a watersports fic! (pee/piss/urination kink). Do not read this if that makes you uncomfortable! Kurlzz's eyes traveled up and down his partner, and he was grateful for the cool tile against his sweaty skin. His body trembled with need, and his cheeks were flushed, the ache between his legs only getting mor...
Charlie likes Kurlzz, and the only way he knows how to handle it is by making jokes. When one such joke turns out to have some truth to it, Charlie finds that his romantic feelings just might be reciprocated. warning, this is a smut fic.
TAKING REQUESTS IN THE COMMENTS This is a Hollywood Undead NSFW oneshot book because I'm bored and I thought you freaky fuckers who keep reading my shit might enjoy it. This is just a lot of irrelevant shit that decided to invite itself into my mind without consent and now I'm putting it on the internet to get it out...
Charlie glanced around briefly, the parking lot relatively empty, but a few cars around and several people walking nearby. Something about being outside, and in a somewhat public place was getting him even more worked up than usual.
