' uh yeah , hey you got the wrong number , just thought I'd let you know ' ♡ ♡ ♡ in which a wrong number call and an overly dramatic voicemail lead to unlikely friendships. dakota ivan miss-clicks when typing in her sisters phone number, and accidentally leaves the blood god himself a two minute voicemail rant. rather then pass it off, he decides to respond with one of his own.

𝓐 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟, 𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕒 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥, 𝕚𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙. ◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈ "𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣?" "𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕀 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕗𝕖." ◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈ Technoblade x Reader ◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈ I'm so sorry to the people who know me and are reading this. Please feel free to print, translate, and share this story to others. It's meant to be shared ❤️

Techno x Reader Mature + Fluff Some chapters will have smut and I will put and <X> in the title chapter so you can skip them if you want. Please, refrain from reading smut if you are underage. This is not a forced relationship, this is for lemon writing practice. Technically this is from a First Person Female Character, but its your name, your imagination.

|| y/n also known as /user/ is a 20 year old girl who plays minecraft while living in a small flat in new york. || techno and the reader have been friends for a year now and are known to make quite a few videos together. they play together on the dream smp and enjoy teasing their friends and destroying 13 year olds in bed wars. || y/n has been known to be a little bit of a flirt since she finds it makes chat go crazy and gives the pair clout but eventually she starts to wonder if the back and forth banter between the two is still an ongoing joke for the fans. || mild language will be used just a heads up. no smut bc that's gross please do not ask for what you will not receive. || none of the art featured in the chapters is mine unless obviously stated otherwise. || lower case/lack of capitalization is on purpose lmao i'm lazy. sorry for any typos. don't be afraid to correct me on my spelling. || this is my first time posting a story i've written so wish me luck lmao || hope you enjoy! <3 started: December 27, 2020 ended: ongoing

i write oneshots and they're platonic cause why not. content creators, please read the later chapters they're much more well written please thank you tommy has read this before and i don't know whether to be honoured or highly disturbed cover art: @gomi_chu on twit

"𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞?" "𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢 𝐝𝐨, 𝐲/𝐧. 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭." 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬. I now realize this story is less of an xreader and more of an oc named y/n. I apologize, this was my first ever xreader so I didn't really know what I was doing. *intentionally lowercased* *tommyinnit is only uncomfortable with fanfics that contain smut/nsfw. i will not be putting any smut or nsfw into this fanfic* (ps the beginning is probably really cringy in quality, and i'm slowly working on revisions :)) 100k on Dec 1, 2020 <3 200k on Jan 11, 2021 <3 300k on Feb 4, 2021 <3 400k on Feb 23, 2021 <3 500k on Mar 14, 2021 <3 600k on Apr 7, 2021 <3 700k on May 9, 2021 <3 800k on Jun 14, 2021 <3 900k on Jul 22, 2021 <3 1 million. Sep. 1, 2021❤️ started: september 29, 2020 finished: february 18, 2021 :p revisions started: june 8, 2021

your family is forced to move to the UK from America after your dad gets a high paying job at a school in need of tech support. this is where you meet tommy, your new next door neighbor who is constantly up late screaming over video games. despite the animosity caused by this disruption, will you have a soft spot for the boy next door? disclaimer: tommyinnit is only 16 years old. there will not be any sexual stuff in this story for that reason, and also i feel weird writing about that stuff anyway. this is just for fun and not meant to be harmful in anyway. also, if you're reading this tommy, don't read thanks this story is written by kay

" 𝐈'𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧. " - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ©Jowelleee 2020 All Rights Reserved 𝐭𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 | 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐭 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

"You remember what I said a few months ago?" Alex asked. "About when you hit one million subscribers?" You thought for a moment, sorting through your memories. "You're going to have to be more specific." Alex smiled, sipping at her drink. "About the SMP." That jogged your memory immediately. "Wait- really?" You asked, now excited. "You'll ask if I can join?" Alex nodded, and your heart swelled up with joy. You were going to join the Dream SMP. And, oh, how your life would change because of it.

-COMPLETED FINALLY- Planning on rewriting this in another book just to make it better than this current shit