[PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER] "Hello, this is midnight advisor! Having a problem getting it up with your boyfriend? I'm always here to-" "I just wanted to say that I was trying to kill myself a few minutes ago." "Oh, shoot!" Highest: 1 IN FANFICTION [COMPLETED]

A soulmate system wherein when a person reaches the age of 21, faint numbers will be seen on people's wrist showing how near or far their destined soulmate is. Ongoing AU Started: 02-20-20

David lost his heart to December the very first time that his eyes landed on him. They were always classmates but David couldn't bring himself to ever actually talk to him. He learned everything that he could about him from afar. Now, after two years of silent love, David finally worked up the courage to confess. WARNING: This will contain romantic and/ sexual scenes between two males.

"What the hell was that?" Jungkook exclaimed, "Why did you kiss me?" "I...I..thought..." "That I was gay? Well, I'm not. And you can't!" "If you're straight, then why did you kiss me back?" Taehyung spoke up. Started: may 2019 Finished: sep 2019 Ranks : #74 in taetae (070820) #99 in slash (020820) #99 in freethelgbt (070820) copyright ©aritaekooka

Target: Park Jimin Mission: Steal the exam papers A nerd that has the hopes of her fellow classmates to fulfil. Will she succeed at taking the exam paper from her Professor! Or will she get herself in the most troubling situations of her life? #1 chimchim (06/02/2019) (i am still shocked don't ask me how) #1 hush (28/03/2019) #1 jiminxreader (04/08/2019) #1 mochi (09/08/2019) #1 btsjimin (24/04/20) #3 fanfiction (11/05/20) #3 fanfic (11/05/20) #1 jimin (15/05/20)

"This book speaks to anyone with a neurodivergent brain, that may feel like an alien here on earth. I swear Browning made me laugh and cry and question reality...sometimes all in the same sentence." -JD Todd, author The universe is a very strange place. It will take even stranger heroes to save it. Potto is dim-witted, extremely forgetful and incredibly naïve. He wasn't always this way. Aye-Aye is devilishly shrewd and has boozed his way into a comfortable existence of incompetence and sleaze. How they ended up being two of the most wanted aliens in the galaxy is anyone's guess. Chased down by every oddball bounty hunter in the known universe, and befriended by a libidinous assassin, a fire-breathing reptilian, and a telepathic tree, their misadventures take them past Earth (the mall planet), to a floating sex circus, a planet of killer stuffed animals, an underground spaceship impound lot, and to a planet of reasonably priced bungalows. All while flying around in a ship powered by the brain waves of a psycho killer. A great prophecy proclaims that only "one of light, and one of dark" can save the universe from the dictatorship of The Node. That can't be Potto and Aye...Potto doesn't know what the word prophecy means, and neither know how to spell it. Part sci-fi epic, part absurd dark comedy, I Don't Seem So Bright in a Well-Lit Room is a comment on human behavior, depression, anxiety, and self-esteem. But way more fun than that sounds. So, do up your space seatbelts...it's going to be a bumpy ride. Despite the lack of potholes in space. (Sci-fi /Dark Humour/Absurd) *Completed! Enjoy! Highest rankings: #1 Adventure #1 Action #1 Science Fiction/Sci-fi #1 Misadventures #1 Absurd #1 Mindbending And all because of YOU. Thank you. *Now available in paperback from Story Well Publishing anywhere you like to order books! www.storywellpublishing.com Merch available at: www.theseanbrowning.come