a witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes

Zayn: Suck my dick man Zayn: but no homo though, bro { No homo turned into 'I love you, bro.' }

fakeliampayne: nudes? niazkilam: I ain't about that life Au where Liam Payne is the biggest fuck boy you will ever meet.

"Daddy..."

Zayn Malik finally graduated high school, something he thought he'd never be able to do. But now he's in college with best friend Niall and honestly, things aren't so bad. Zayn meets a couple of amazing people. But by far, the biggest thing to happen, happened. And now, Zayn is stuck loving a man who is older than him and completely off limits. His teacher, Liam Payne. Well, things just got really bad. Copyright: All Rights Reserved

[ COMPLETED ] Zayn wanted an escape. Liam wanted a new love. Who knew they could find both of those things just by finding each other?

[ zayn + liam // mature ] liam can hide everything with a smile. but zayn can see right through his lies. [ completed : aug. 19, 2015 ] © xhappilyalive 2014

"you're a fish!" "for the love of- no, im half fish, you idiot." * or the one where louis is a merman and harry wasn't supposed to find out. [{short story}]

"fuck boy" "but you still liked the pic though" "yeah yeah" » larry stylinson « © stylinhemwin (emma) 2015-2016

❝Daddy, your sweater's too small now!❞ ❝My sweater grew two sizes too big!❞ WARNING: contains m-preg - [short story] © A.