this is a joke pls don't take it seriously i wilk actually cry also this is smut AND MALE READER I'll do a female reader later

This is too cursed Jan, 4,2020; tbh this is not a fanfic anymore it's just. It's just a sTory lmao -Robin May,4,2020: Oh wow I always add notes on the 4th Anyways, what am I doing at this point please help me this is a cry for help I'm going insane -Robin

Kermit's korokoro goes doki doki for u.

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

Need a warrior cat name? Want to make a warrior cats series? Or do you just want to know what your life as a brave warrior would be like? Duskstorm is here to provide to all your naming needs! Started - July 07, 2018, Finished - February 26, 2019 [completion date may be different due to edits]