The dumb shit I write
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Random things my brain comes up with by Idiot-HeartEmoji
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Some of these are dreams I had, some of these are weird things I made. You never know what you'll get.
My friend group gets stuck in someone's basement at 3AM Feat. Beanos by Idiot-HeartEmoji
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This is a crackfic I'm writing with my friend group that consists of: @izzyTheChildEater, @sleepy-arsonist, @nonbineybean, @RandomPeckNeck, and @ConstipatedCrystal. We're just writing this because our friend group is so incredibly chaotic. So yeah, here's this. Whatever THIS is. We pretty much get stuck in some random-ass basement for the entire story, except we don't even try to leave. We just sit there and do dumb shit. So enjoy this dumbassery that we've created.
Things that happened to me that I find funny by Idiot-HeartEmoji
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This is just things that happened to me that make my mom have mental breakdowns but make my sister and I make jokes about our sufering
Caillou and Rosey commit crimes at 3AM. by Idiot-HeartEmoji
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Caillou wakes up at 3AM and decides he wants to rob a bank, but he can't do it alone. So he asked his little sister Rosey to come with him. They decide they're gonna rob the bank and then set it on fire but then they get hungry, what will they eat? ;) I hope you enjoy. I want to give credit to my Best Friend @izzythechildeater for writing this story with me AND making the cover, She also gave me ideas for some of the scenes. She doesn't post anything but I hope you check her out.
Caillou and Rosey: Most Wanted. (READ DESC) by Idiot-HeartEmoji
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This is the second part to Caillou and Rosey commit crimes at 3AM so if you haven't read that one go do that before reading this one! Caillou wakes up the next day, he had so much fun robbing that bank! But... Robbing banks are getting old, he want something else.... He wants, power. So once again, he wakes up Rosey and they go on.... Not exactly a legal adventure... Last time, I wrote most of the story and Isabelle put some stuf f in and gave me ideas but this time It's the other way around, so thank you to @izzythechildeater for pretty much writting this, I editted the story and added some things but it was mostly her.
Y/n joins the team (READ DESC) by Idiot-HeartEmoji
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This is the third part to Caillou and Rosey commit crimes at 3AM so if you haven't read that and/or Caillou and Rosey: Most wanted then read those ones first or you won't understand what's happening lol. While Caillou and Rosey are trying to get into the space station, Y/n goes up to them and asks to commit crimes with them, Caillou accepts Y/n's off er, mostly because he wants to kill Rosey but can't commit crimes on his own. Enjoy this Chaos! For there will be more. This time, Isabelle and I both wrote the story instead of one of us writing it and the other one editing it. I edited some of it but we both wrote it equally. So thank you @izzythechildeater for helping me yet again with these books, Isabelle made the cover as well.
POV: CRYstal is Sangwoo and you're stuck in her basement. by Idiot-HeartEmoji
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This is a story Isabelle and I made for fun because we're on a call and Crystal grabbed a bat and I said: "That looks like Sangwoo." So then we started joking about it. An the..... This happened.... Enjoy though. Btw, The Sangwoo of this story is my bestie, go follow her. Her user is @constipatedcrystal so go check her out.
How the turn tables have turned. (READ DESC) by Idiot-HeartEmoji
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Hey guys and gals and non-binary pals! It's finally here! Once again, if you haven't read the other Caillou crackfics then go check those out before you read this one or you won't know what's happening. Rosey wakes up tied to a chair, Y/N and Caillou are also tied to the chair, but they're unconscious. What will Rosey do? Will she fight the aliens? Or will she fucking die? Stay tooned to find out. Notes: I sounded like a TV news reporter at that last part. Eh, whatever. Isabelle helped me write this because why wouldn't she? Also I made the cover this time! And Isabelle is currently working on a WattPad story herself, so go check her out @izzyTheChildEater because yes.
The weirdest fandom book I've ever seen by Idiot-HeartEmoji
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Tbh I'm not even sure if a fandom book even exists. But now it does, I made it up. If it doesn't exist already. Anyway, this book is just a random thing that I write incorrect quotes, memes, cursed images, headcanons, and other stuff about fandoms I'm in. So yeah, this is gonna be cursed
The holy bible of Jokichism by Idiot-HeartEmoji
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This is a religion my friend and I made up that consists of Kokichi Ouma as our main god, Joe Tazuna/Joesus as our Jesus, And Bingus as our Mary. We will add more people to worship in our religion. So be prepaired for chaos.