SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

for legal reasons this is a joke book..... hbjfhhs--

It all started when Bill Cosby entered the prison and became Elmo's bitch. Elmo was the toughest guy in prison. Bill didn't mean to fall in love with Elmo, and Elmo didn't mean to fall in love with Bill, but that was how it was destined to go.

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry