I'm Lea. Lea Stromson. I'm new to the whole 'high school' thing. All I know is that guns are not a mundane conversation topic, high schoolers do not take being beaten lightly and high school boys are horrendously confusing. I mean give me two paper clips and a piece of string and I could assassinate someone, making it look like a mundane accident. But give me a horny teenage boy, alcohol and a condom and I haven't a clue.