when jacob left for canada without saying goodbye to any of his friends, not even to his best friend, kevin. start: 191203 end: 191210 💫 200110 - 1k reads ♡ 💫 200216 - 2k reads ♡ 💫 200226 - 3k reads ♡

BOOK ONE. ╰┈➤ ❝ 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗈𝗇. 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗌, 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗌 ! 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝖻𝗍𝗌 𝖽𝖾𝖻𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 ❞ ꒰⍉꒱─ ➤ 𝙼𝙰𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙲 ꒰⍉꒱─ ➤ 𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙿𝚄𝚁𝙿𝙾𝚂𝙴𝚂.

I've looked forward to this all day.

first book of incorrect quotes by nct and wayv.

"Did you know a robot's dick is ten times harder than a normal dick? Let's test that out." #4 in FANFICTION✓ [The fanart is NOT mine. It belongs to the original owner.] Original owner of fanart: @BTS_ON_CANVAS on twitter! © sujinniie 2019-2020 ✓

╰┈➤ ❝ 𝖺𝗍 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒'𝗅𝗅 𝖺𝗌𝗄 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗍, 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒'𝗅𝗅 𝖺𝗌𝗄 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗂𝖽 𝗂𝗍 ! 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗇𝖼𝗍 𝖽𝖾𝖻𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 ❞ ꒰⍉꒱─ ➤ 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽: 𝟥𝟢 𝖭𝗈𝗏 𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟪 ꒰⍉꒱─ ➤ 𝖢𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖽: 𝟤𝟢 𝖠𝗎𝗀 𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟫. ꒰⍉꒱─ ➤ 𝙼𝙰𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙲 ꒰⍉꒱─ ➤ 𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙿𝚄𝚁𝙿𝙾𝚂𝙴𝚂.

Over dramatic eccentric chaos at its finest. - "CALL ME UTAH ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL END YOUR BLOOD LINE" - "WHO DO I NEED TO PUNCH?!" - "HELP THERE IS NO FOOD" - "THIS IS WHACK YO" - "MARK JUST GOT DISOWNED" - "Weren't you busy running into walls?" - "WhY ArE YOu LikE ThIs" - "BITCH REALLY DID THAT" - "Say sike. SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW." - "I'll go get the emergency watermelon!! uwu" - "...there is a fire in the kitchen" "BLAZEEE ITTT" "YANGYANG NO" "SEE YALL IN HELL" "THIS IS ALREADY HELL" "EVERYONE STOP PANICKING" - When NCT learns about Ten's little sister, and she some how manages to land herself in the group chat. - #1 in group chat 10/9/20 #1 in Mark 8/2/2021 #1 nct 1/15/2021, 4/22/21 #1 Renjun 12/29/2020 #1 Kun 12/29/2020 #1 Chenle 1/2/2021 #1 Johnny 1/3/2021 #1 Winwin 7/25/2021 #1 Jaehyun 8/11/2021

"--- darling, you're my best friend" prank on NCT OT23 23 different stories of the same prank the what I think would be the member's different responses. enjoy! edit :: omg i wrote this like years ago it's rlly cringy i'm warning you sorry =D still read it but just know i write MUCH better now this is so cringy >_< highest rankings :: 11-09-21 [#1 in 'czennie']

sunshine: can you like sunshine: come back sunshine: stop making things hard for me 😭 sunshine: i'm so soft and mushy and messy rn ew me: that's the best part about you sunshine: best hubby award goes to ew me: insert drumroll sunshine: jisung. ew me: exCUSE ME? ✧ sequel to hard ✧ started 01/03/20 ✧ ended 03/09/20

markie: you make everything hard fullsun: oh really markie: yes fullsun: absolutely everything? markie: oh shit markie: i've never wished there was an unsend button more ✧ started 07/06/19 ✧ ended 01/03/20 ✧ sequel 'soft' is up