About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

this is a cringe dobby x dabi fanfic i wrote a long while ago.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

levi 🤩🤩🤩💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️ and alvin the chimpmunk 🤢🤢🤢 are in a secret relationship, but eill they be able to stay together, one ☝️ being human, the other a chimpmunk? 🥶🥶🥶🥶🙏🙏🙏😨😨😨🌲🌲🤪🤪😉🙂😕💨💨

pov: yoonbum escaped the basement and found ging🥰 cover credits: @XuminCutiee 😀🎶👍

Don't complain about the pay ☝️ we got a million workers and one costumer #1 whydoesthisexist #16 McDonalds #15 McDonalds #12 McDonalds #2 Duolingo #10 McDonalds #8 McDonalds #5 McDonalds #1 Duolingo #9 mcr #8 mcr #7 mcr

sangwoo likes obama so he flies to america after locking yoonbum in the basement

⚠️ WARNING AESTHETIC ⚠️ 🍑Sangwoo is a young man trying to pursue his dream of becoming a builder; while living with his boyfriend, who suffers from a crippling ash addiction (not a metaphor,, like literal ash). 👑Obama is a rich dilf looking for a sugar baby to spoil. 🍃What will happen when these two yearning men cross paths? Will Sangwoo remain faithful? Where the fucc does this guy keep getting human ashes??? Only the future will tell us 🥴💖