About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.
basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you
this is a cringe dobby x dabi fanfic i wrote a long while ago.
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
levi 🤩🤩🤩💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️ and alvin the chimpmunk 🤢🤢🤢 are in a secret relationship, but eill they be able to stay together, one ☝️ being human, the other a chimpmunk? 🥶🥶🥶🥶🙏🙏🙏😨😨😨🌲🌲🤪🤪😉🙂😕💨💨
pov: yoonbum escaped the basement and found ging🥰 cover credits: @XuminCutiee 😀🎶👍
Don't complain about the pay ☝️ we got a million workers and one costumer #1 whydoesthisexist #16 McDonalds #15 McDonalds #12 McDonalds #2 Duolingo #10 McDonalds #8 McDonalds #5 McDonalds #1 Duolingo #9 mcr #8 mcr #7 mcr
sangwoo likes obama so he flies to america after locking yoonbum in the basement
⚠️ WARNING AESTHETIC ⚠️ 🍑Sangwoo is a young man trying to pursue his dream of becoming a builder; while living with his boyfriend, who suffers from a crippling ash addiction (not a metaphor,, like literal ash). 👑Obama is a rich dilf looking for a sugar baby to spoil. 🍃What will happen when these two yearning men c...
Yoonbum suddenly kills himself and now sangwoo is forced to find someone else to find love, could the one for him be... Obama kun?
I sighed as I stared down at the chibi girl. "Hina Morrow! Go disturb your Brother not me!" I ran a porcelain hand over my face an gave the girl a glare as she pouted. "Come on! I'm ready let's go with Hisoka to the Hunter Exams!" I gave her a bored look as her brother walked in with a brow raised. "Thorn?" I gave...
u enter hoeps peak ua academy with ur bf shrek and ur bff gundham tanaka and u meet the love of ur life Oikawas Ear there will ve smut
"Tell me, Ryuk, what were you before you became a shinigami?" Five months after the death of Light Yagami. Ryuk is bored and wants apples until you come along and change his life. (He still wants apple though) ~COMPLETED~ *** THIS IS NOT SMUTT!!! JUST ADORABLE FLUFF (I don't even thing shinigamis can have intercourse...
Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger looking as bitch muthafucka. Your grades are going down so you guys have to...
DON'T EXPECT GOOD WRITING 2 leaders of 2 countries, speak the same language but different, will the hardships of being leaders distance them, or bring them closer together. Find out In this book! Created: 3rd February 2020 4:24am lmao Art credit: @cooperativecallosity on insta and wattpad Said I should write a small...
This is absolutely not a joke. Conservative prime minister Boris Johnson and Minecraft Streamer Wilbur Soot is my otp.
Boris and peppa have the time of their lives 😏😏 others join the party 😏👅
Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.
Peppa has the BIGGEST crush EVER!! On Pedro Pony! Will they end up together? Read this book to find out! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE VIEWS AND VOTES OML!!! Ranks as of 24.06.2021 #4 stupidpeople out of 638 stories #5 Peppa out of 1.1k stories #12 Pedro out of 413 stories #17 peppapig out of 1.1K stories Co-writer: @DannyA...
[DISCONTINUED] ------------------------------------------------------ As the title says, this is a teletubbies au for BTS //Warning\\ - Swear Words, Ships(maybe), Violence, Mild gore Jungkook- Tinky-Winky Suga- Laa-Laa Jimin- Dipsy Jhope- Po RM- Trumpet Voice Jin- Sun Baby V- Nuu Nuu
donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on
SpongeBob passionately kissed his pink pal, he loved him so much, it was true love.
An adorable and touching short created by spongebobbiggestfan staring the one and only SpongeBob Squarepants. In this Fanfiction you will actually experience how a relationship with a certain yellow porous sea sponge would be like. ~ Spongebobbiggestfan (Update 3 years later: I cringed so hard at that description! Wel...
