𝐌𝐈𝐗𝐓𝐀𝐏𝐄 | 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭

one shot smut from all animes 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢 📸

Art Shit😩😩

random art shit that I didn't put in one of the chapters

ੈ✩𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐄! 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐟𝐢𝐜ੈ✩

❝ ¡𝙔/𝙉 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙈𝙔 𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙄𝘾! ❞ »ᴳᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ᴺᵉᵘᵗʳᵃˡ! ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ »ᴼᵇᵉʸ ᴹᵉ! ᵀᵉˣᵗᶠⁱᶜ HELLOOO!! I am back and i will be updating again! Sorry for the wait but i am back!!❤️ (2/20/23)

𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞.

"My girlfriend is coming over so don't even try to look nice, she doesn't care." "Okay, I'll just wear my underwear then."

𝐞𝐰.

"What the hell is this, Y/N?" "It's my underwear collection, you don't like it?" "Looks like something Nendou would wear."

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭?

"Are you trash? Because I can pick you up any day." "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" "Shut the fuck up I'm trying to flirt with you." ... • Literally has no plot whatsoever. • Most of the texts are references to Joshdub's and the boys' videos.

𝕴𝗡 𝕷𝗢𝗩𝗘, 𝕴𝗡 𝕷𝗨𝗦𝗧 » 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬

❝𝙒𝙀𝙇𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙈𝘽𝙀𝙍.❞ ◜ 　　　　 ◝ 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄, 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝒷𝓎 : 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓌𝒾𝒻ℯ𝓎 ◟ 　　　　　 ◞ ༄ؘ【ラざ閲】𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓍 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇 -ꦼ---▸𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯, 𝑡ℎ𝑒...

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐔 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓?˖͢ 𝗄.𝖻𝖺𝗄𝗎𝗀𝗈𝗎

❝𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐒❞ ╭┈────────── ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ | ╰┈➤ 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙮/𝙣 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙞𝙠𝙩𝙤𝙠 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩 ˎˊ˗ ╰┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈╯ --- ꒰🗓️𝚕 ( 𝖮 𝖭 𝖦 𝖮 𝖨 𝖭 𝖦 ) -@cartxi┋ 𝗸𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶 𝗯𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗴𝗼𝘂 𝘅 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿!

Dark Humour

Top Ranking: #17 in darkhumour • • • This is a book full of random 'dark' and offensive jokes I've either found online or came up with myself. WARNING: The jokes in this book can get extremely offensive. Reader discretion is advised. (Ps: this isn't even that dark at the start lol)

The Book Of ...

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𝐈𝐅𝐇𝐘 ᵏᵃᵗˢᵘᵏᶦ

ᵃᵘ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 [𝙮/𝙣] [𝙡/𝙣] 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚. ╔═══*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═══╗ "𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙘�...

𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 ʰᵃⁿᵗᵃ

ᵃᵘ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 [𝙮/𝙣] [𝙡/𝙣] 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩. ╔═══*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═══╗ " 𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙮...

𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 ᵇⁿʰᵃ

ᵃᵘ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤, 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨. 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨. ╔═══*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═══╗ ...

𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 ᵗᵃᵐᵃᵏⁱ

ᵃᵘ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 [𝙮/𝙣] [𝙡/𝙣] 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙. ╔═══*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═══╗ "𝙘-𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙞-𝙞 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝 ...

𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐛 ᵗᵒʸᵃ

ᵃᵘ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 [𝙮/𝙣] 𝙢𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙮𝙖 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥𝙨 𝙖 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧. ╔═══*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═══╗ "𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚 ...

and they were roomates, h. sero

❝ hanta sero- i swear to god i will reign hell upon you!❞ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ╭ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ⋆ ★ ┆in which two roommates find ┆themselves in a not so fake, ┆fake relationship ╰┈ sero hanta x black (fem reader) est. 040621 -rintoons©