"Alas! Being the only straight man in this bent world is indeed difficult!" "Wait, did I just screw up? How do I fix this?!" "..." "Oh, great. I think I'm gay now..." (┭┮﹏┭┮) ⁂⁂⁂ In my previous life, my younger sister was strangely obsessed over this BL game called "Magian Lovers~ Dancing Under the Lights of Love!". As a man I never understood the appeal of a virtual romance, all the more a dude on dude relationship?! But then, my little sister forces me to watch gay love events with her, orders me to be like the hot guys in otome games, lectures me on how happy she feels whenever she captures all the targets as a man in the game... When you live a life like that, you'll learn a lot about those unnecessary details. But now that I'm in one of her weird BL games, the setting killed off all the women!! I was about to go on my first date, but now I'll never experience true love... Feelings aside, that Goddess gave me a mission to accomplish. I need to focus on protecting the MC from dying a horrible death! Never mind the MC's love interests, I'll do their job for them!! Nothing else matters but becoming the best babysitter for the MC, I wont let him down! ...and that would be the first blunder I made. How could I forget the fact that because the women in this world were nonexistent, those love interests could be aiming for me too?! -- (I don't own the art, I got it from Pinterest) started: april 30, 2020 ended: ongoing~

Shu Yin was a "simple" boy who is overly mischievous despite his young age and that was why he died..... He died by drowning when he fell in the ocean when he was secretly peeking at some hot dude's eight pack abs.... Now tied to a cheeky System, Shu Yin tries to complete missions to have a chance to peek er... I mean live again but not all is as easy as pie when someone in the story got the wrong script... ????: Wife, why are you avoiding me? Shu Yin: Whose your wife?! Go to the fucking FL hot dude, she is your wife! ????: Wife, don't be like that we even have a marriage certificate. I'm not lying to you. *pulls out proof* Shu Yin: Fuck! Why are we married?! ?????: Why, don't you remember? We registered our marriage when you were drunk and pulled me to the registar office to marry you. *smirks* Shu Yin: What?! Isn't that the FL's scene! ?????: Now wife, why don't we consummate our marriage? *push Shu Yin down the bed* Shu Yin: I think you got the wrong script! *flips ML down the bed* But even so, who says I'm the bottom? *licks lips* ***************** Author's Note: WARNING! The story is a bit too sweet and maybe later on will gain more weight in events, the sugar cane was not too planned but because I love my baby that was why there is too much sugar. But as initial plan, the story will slowly have the gloomy mood and heart wrenching scenes that may saddened/ offend you. But do not worry since this is light fluff of romance, comedy (hope you don't take offense on the jokes since I really don't think too much when I put one), and a bit love struggle romance. Since this is a story after all, it must have the key components of happiness, sadness, wanting to take the knife out scenes, lovelorn scenes, heartbreaking scenes and etc. But this is safe for your heart, not too much torture on the leads heart, just light. 05/20/2023 1 Million Reads

Set in a advance modern world with a touch of historical Chinese royalty government, in the zombie apocalypse era. This story is BL, Yaoi, ManXMan. So expect that there would be a mature scenes. 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Summary: Master Qi Ren: One day, there would be an exalted personage that will appear in your life, that would make your cold and dead heart beats again. And when that happened, you already realize that you will not let him go no matter what happened. Nangong Yuan Zhi: Heh, An exalted personage? Who is he? Tell me and i will make him disappear once i know who he is. (Thought: His divination is always right. but I cannot let that happened. I cannot let that person affect me.) Master Qi Ren: I don't know his identity. What i only know is that he is near you and he possessed a cold and indifferent silver eyes. He is the only being who can make your heart beats again... And i advice you that you must serve him well. Tho, the exalted personage is carrying a great responsibilities in his shoulder, so he will not really going to prioritize you no matter what you do. Someday, The exalted one will leave you, General Nangong. Nangong Yuan Zhi: Is there really nothing that i can do? Master Qi Ren: All we can do is watch and wait. We really cannot defy the destiny that was already set to all of us. 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰

SECOND CHANCES, I didn't believe in it, I have never been known to the world, I was born disfigured, useless and without a name. To the General, my father I should never have been born, I was conceived by a maid and caused his most beloved wife to never forgive him. Hidden and forgotten until I was needed to take my sisters' place, she was to become the Emperor's Empress as I was made to believe but eloped with her lover. A crime that will lead to the death of nine generations of the general's family descendants, therefore I was made to take her place and if caught I will have to take the blame and say it was due to my GREED. I wondered why the General's manor will allow a disfigured person like me to pose as my sister but before marrying the Emperor, I was assassinated, I heard my killers say " this way the generals manor will never be caught since the empress elect to be was assassinated before arriving at the imperial palace", they never planned on letting me enter the palace, I was their scapegoat to save their necks but I never thought I will get a second chance at life, a second chance to change my fate. In my past life, I was born to never be loved but to be used and discarded but not in this life, I don't care if I am not loved but I won't be used and discarded. BOOK COVER BY @silentscarlettt #Please note that NONE of the artworks/pictures in this story belongs to me, I DID NOT DRAW THEM and all credit goes to the artist but NOTE that the story itself is my ORIGINAL WORK, Also I am an Amateur writer so read at your own risk. COPYRIGHT LAWS APPLIES PLEASE DON'T REPOST THIS STORY ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION. I CAN NEVER GIVE ANYONE PERMISSION TO POST THE ENGLISH VERSION OF THIS STORY ANYWHERE AND IF I WHERE TO POST IT SOMEWHERE I WILL TELL MY READERS WHERE THAT WILL BE, SO IF YOU SEE IT PLEASE LET ME KNOW. THANKS. #boyslove- 12/06/18-highest ranking #1 HF-30/09/18-highest ranking #01

In other novels, the plot got messed up because of other people while Shi Shen, the male protagonist messed up his own plot before others even had the chance to do it. Transmigrator A, "His beauty is unparalleled, his skin is white as jade. He has a king aura born to be a sovereign Pei All bullshit! All I saw was a nerd with skin dark as charcoal! Sovereign my butt! He just lived in an old neighborhood downtown!" Transmigrator B, "System, I say why would you even give me the plot when nothing goes according to it! 1 star rating, 1 star!!" Transmigrator C, "How come the Shi clan has declined because of the lack of heirs? Isn't the male protagonist supposed to be the heir? How come the Shi people said that he was dead!?" . . . "That being said you have finally gotten demoted into cannon fodder. You will travel to other worlds to complete some tasks and fix those broken worlds." Shi Shen, "..." "Failed and you will be forever a cannon fodder with a miserable ending." Another quick transmigration story about Shi Shen who used to be the male protagonist is now working hard to pay off his 'debt' when he suddenly found himself a man who is chasing him non-stop wanting to press him down. The picture is not mine, the credit goes to the original owner. This novel is going to have a lot of grammatical errors so please read at your own risk ^^.

Li Han is an ordinary college student. everything was going smoothly in his life. but it all ended when he died due to a stray cat. falling to his death he woke up inside a white room with a screen in front of him, which is the system. [Ding! Main task: Whitewash the Villains Role!] [Ding! Villains current reputation : -60!] Li Han: oh, okay I can still do this! • • • (few moments later) Li Han: wait! something is definitely wrong with the world's protagonists! Li Han: How come they suddenly turned bent?! Li Han: QAQ

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

Through his skills, he gained the monicker 'Jack-Of-All-Trades.' Blessed with good looks and the intelligence to pair with it, he was praised wherever he went. But there was one problem. Haru Kadenokoji was a lazy person. Hit by a truck and reborn as a noble, and finding out he was actually reborn as a cannon fodder. "Ah? Shoo, don't follow me! Go back to the Heroine!" "What heroine? Don't shoo me away!" "Why are you ignoring me?" "Ne, you can't keep avoiding us, you know?" "Please leave me alone." "Oi! Stop harassing my precious brother!" ______________________________________________________________ Thank you to @izmayonaka for the book cover! Warning: Very, v e r y slow and random updates, just wanna give you guys a heads up. If you do not mind these, feel free to read.