"thank you for choosing target, we'll see you tomorrow."

In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.

On Wednesdays we wear plaid.

(I'm editing this. Slowly, but it's being edited)

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]