a bunch of funny, crazy, mind tripping shower thoughts that will blow your little mind 😉🖤

Because I have no life

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry