The story where the Host only have to do little scheming and hugs his lover's golden thighs, Host just sits around, his lover doing all the missions. The system wants to puke blood, seeing the Host's lover pamper him too much. Host : "I don't like that girl ah!" Lover : "Mmn." System got a notification, [The Female Lead has been eliminated] System : *stares blankly into space* -------------------------------------------------------------- ~this is the introduction~ Bai Changle was the second son from the wealthy Bai family. He had an older brother, named Bai Longwei. His brother was the heir of the Bai family, so he was pressured to study and learn everyday, and had little to no time to play. Instead, Bai Changle had everything he wanted, granted. He was pampered by the Bai parents because his looks is similar to a female, the Bai parents always wanted a daughter. Because of his female looks, many men confessed to him even though knowing that Bai Changle is also a man, and many girls grew jealous of his looks that's prettier than them. He had the looks and the brain, who wouldn't want him? There's one man's ex-girlfriend that's jealous because her boyfriend broke up with her because of Bai Changle. She became insane because her relationship lasted for 5 years, and because of Bai Changle, it's all ruined. She plotted to kill him because of heart break, she sneaked up on him when he's going home from school and she succeeded on killing him. "Fucking hell..I had to die this way..?" That's Bai Changle's last words before his life ended. [Hello Host, welcome to the system space!] He opened his eyes, hearing the voice that came out of no where. (Fuck, is this one of those system stories?) Yes, he knew those kind of stories because of his fujoshi best friend. "Oh, well...let's get started then." This story was inspired other different system stories, such as : quickly wear the face of the devil, heroic death system, etc. Made : 2nd of August, 2018

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'