Living in a small town means everybody knows everyone's business whether you like it or not. It also means some people put on a facade to hide their true self. A Van McCann Fanfic, I've written this fanfic because Van is honestly so talented and Catfish and the bottlemen are one of my favourite bands. I hope you enjoy the book. All Rights Reserved.

Gerard draws dicks for a living. Frank takes them. Gerard Way moves into a new apartment in a dodgy complex where he's bound to get beaten to a pulp after his old place is set on fire by those damned 'youths', and by a certain turn of events, his neighbour, the equally provocative, yet entirely in a different way, Frank Iero, ends up in his bed, and then, everything just really goes to shit.