Meet the Commission's worst spy. Decades after the murder of her parents and adoption by the Handler, teenage shapeshifter Zara is assigned her first mission: eliminating Five Hargreeves. There's only one problem. She might just fall in love with him first. Hopelessly incompetent, Zara finds herself thrust into a world of disastrous comedy, gut-wrenching betrayal, spiralling infatuation, and terrible, terrible secrets. ── 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙪𝙭 © 2020

-𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙀𝘿 ᵏˡᵃᵘˢ ʰᵃʳᵍʳᵉᵉᵛᵉˢ '𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚?' -In which Five brings a girl home from the future and she falls for his insane brother. (...tua s1-s2) (...klausxfem!oc)

For as long as she could remember, Atlas King had been able to know things that were going to happen before they even did. But because Atlas knew everything, she also knew that Five Hargreeves wouldn't be an easy kill, and quick and efficient wouldn't be all that acceptable when she made it back to HQ with Number Five's head on a stick. For as long as he could remember, Number Five had always known everything, and when he didn't - he found out. But although he had heard of the Commission's weapon, he had never actually met her, and he definitely wasn't expecting this. I guess there were a few things that Five didn't know, but as he had previously stated, he was definitely going to do his research. It just made everything a little bit more fun. [NUMBER FIVE X OC] [#1 in Diego Hargreeves] [#1 in Atlas] [#2 in AidanRGallagher] [#5 in Five Hargreeves] [oh come on, that's just ironic]

𝐀 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓: you are going to die. does this worry you? ❪ tua s1 ⎯⎯⎯ 4 ❫ © 𝙲𝙾𝚂𝙼𝙸𝙲𝚂𝚃𝚇𝚁𝙳𝚄𝚂𝚃 , 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟷

-𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 ᵀʰᵉ ᵁᵐᵇʳᵉˡˡᵃ ᴬᶜᵃᵈᵉᵐʸ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐥𝐮𝐞 -In which the eighth Hargreeves goes through her own painful story, love, heartbreak, and most of all chaos. (...tua s1-s2) (...fem!ocxoc s2)

❝you're called the seance and you've never held a proper seance! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!❞ ❝I have a cow?❞ ━━━━━━━━━ In which, Klaus and Alex fall in love, cause chaos, and steal. The seance and the invisible boy. ━━━━━━━━━ Season 1- completed Season 2- completed ━━━━━━━━━ Highest ranks: #1 in 'The Umbrella Academy' #1 in 'Umbrella Academy' #1 in 'Klaus Hargreeves' #1 in 'Allison Hargreeves' #1 in 'Ben Hargreeves' #1 in 'Vanya Hargreeves' #1 in 'Diego Hargreeves' #1 in 'Number Five' #1 in 'Ghost' #1 in 'gay' #1 in 'lgbtpride' #1 in 'Hargreeves' #3 in 'Luther Hargreeves' #3 in 'Apocalypse #7 in 'Netflix' #12 in 'Five' Cover by the incredible @silver_min © coolwhenurbatman | 2019 | the umbrella academy | boyxboy

"I don't have time for a dog!" "Woof!" -𖧷- In which, Jason Knights is one of the 43 children born on October 1, 1989. While running away from animal control, he runs into Number Five -literally- and accidentally time travels with him Into a time where they're the only living beings left on earth. This is the beginning of the friendship between a dog-boy, a time-boy, and a mannequin. And possibly more. ꕥDedicated to Carmenꕥ Highest ranks: #1 in 'The Umbrella Academy' #1 in 'Number Five' #1 in 'lgbtpride' #1 in 'Umbrella Academy' •Cover by @-eclipxze !• © coolwhenurbatman | 2021 | the umbrella academy | boyxboy

Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry. There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared. From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment. The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions. Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations. They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Season One ✔️ Season Two✔️ Season Three ➰ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Best Achievements: #1 on wattpad #1 on enjoy #1 on umbrellaacademy #1 on fivehargreeves #1 on netflix

How dysfunctional can a family get? Throw in some powers, an emotionally absent dad, raising emotionally stunted children, one of them stuck in a child's body with psychopathic tendencies and you have... The Hargreeves. Five x OC Umbrella Academy Season 1 ✅ Slow burn! Slow burn! Slow burn! note: I will be editing it!

❝ 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 (𝙙𝙚·𝙫𝙤·𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣)- 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙮, 𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙨𝙢 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣, 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚. ❞ 𝙔/𝙣 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙨 - 𝘼 𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙧𝙚𝙗𝙚𝙡 𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙨 - 𝘼𝙣 𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙧 - 𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙎 𝙓 𝙁𝙀𝙈!𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙇𝙊𝙒𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙉 - 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙊𝙉𝙀 : 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙒𝙊 : 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀 : 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙍 : 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙎