hello! a book full of funny kotlc memes to lighten up your mood. all memes are appropriate :) disclaimer: these are shannon messenger's characters, and I don't own any of the memes.

Once again, Sophie Foster is back with humans. A different school. Different friends. A different family. Sophie, once upon a time, believed she could protect those she loved. It was only when Sophie manifested as a pyrokinetic when she came to the conclusion that she was no longer safe to be around. So she relocated herself. To Duluth.

(A Percy Jackson and Harry Potter Crossover) Percy Jackson was hiding. This time, at least, it wasn't from mythological Greek monsters. No. He was hiding the truth from everyone. Born in England, growing in an abusing atmosphere, the older brother of "The chosen one", the first demi-wizard to ever attend Hogwarts, two times saviour of Olympus, Percy Potter had a lot on his plate. But he couldn't tell that to anyone until his coming of age, or both of his worlds would crumble, and it'd be his fault. Join Percy in this awesome story, where he will overcome the hardships of...well, being himself. TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of Abuse, and some cursing! (Not too much, just a bit sometimes...). I own the plot and nothing more! [Won't update for a while]

When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase meet Harry Potter, Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger. Who brought them together and why? Were they wizard or Demi-God. Why don't you read and find out. Rights go to Rick Riordan and J.K. Rowling. WRITTEN BEFORE CURSED CHILD CAME OUT Disclaimer: I wrote this in 6th grade. The grammar is not as good as it could be, but I have too much going on right now to edit it.

Everyone Percy cares about dies in the war with Gaea. Percy returns home only to find his parents dead. A stranger dressed oddly knocks on the door. She tell Percy something strange about himself.Why didn't his mother tell him she was a witch? What happens next? Will Percy make new friends? Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure I don't own Percy Jackson or Harry Potter, but I would hope you'd guess that by the fact that this is labeled Fanfiction **Cliche Warning** Don't read this if you don't enjoy cliches. And if you read this hating cliches despite the warning, keep your complaints to yourself. I don't want to read comments about how this is "So cliche." Cover done by @ChaosTheInsurgent

Disclaimer: I was young and dumb when I wrote this and this story is an abomination but Im keeping it up for the memories. Perseus Achilles Jackson just wanted a normal life. He wanted to settle down with Annabeth, graduate high school, and go to college in New Rome. But when a group of oddly dressed people shows up at his door, he has to go to England, become friends with the wizards while keeping the demigod world a secret, and save to world. Again. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN PJO OR HP THEY BELONG TO JK ROWLING AND RICK RIORDAN

"why should we?!" "harry, calm down-" minerva tried saying. "calm down? cALM DOWN?!" he shouted. "you're telling me to calm down after springing the fact that we have to bring the grandson of the man who murdered my parents and led the greatest wizarding war ever to hogwarts?!" he stood up from his chair and headed for the door, but suddenly the headmistress was already right in front of him. "harry, please. if he really is evil, we can take him to azkaban, but for now, we have to find him before voldemort and the hiding death eaters do. he is voldemort's heir, so they may try to find him as soon as possible," she pointed out. "i understand that his family was absolutely horrendous, but he doesn't know about the wizarding world yet, alright?" harry sighed. "okay, i get it. fine. when are we gonna go get him?" "right now." "wait, already?" harry asked in bewilderment. "you literally just told me about this." the headmistress smiled. "well, the sooner the better, my young one. go get mr weasley and ms granger to come, as well, please." - fin. - disclaimer: the percy jackson series is owned and created by rick riordan as the harry potter series is owned and created by j k rowling ! all characters and settings are theirs !

It's been three years since Percy Jackson and Harry Potter met. The Giant War was long over, and the Battle of Hogwarts was successful. But when a new threat rises in the mythological world, the two camps aren't enough, and Percy has no choice but to call reinforcements from Hogwarts. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Harry was nothing but confused when a strange man with a weird resemblance to himself showed up at his door. Even weirder, he wanted Harry's help in another battle.

After the Giant War, you'd think Percy Jackson would be the most popular demigod around. Not accused of murder and shunned from the world of mythology, only trusted by Annabeth, Tyson and Grover. Scared and alone, he flees from Camp Half-Blood. _.-._.-._.-._.-._ After fighting the Chitauri, all Tony Stark wants is peace. But one day while taking a peaceful stroll through Central Park, he comes across a certain aggravating teen, whom which he has a... say, 'disagreement' with. Leaving with a sour taste in his mouth, Tony can't shake Percy Jackson from his mind. When these two so called 'enemies' meet, a secret is unleashed that surprises the both of them. Percy Jackson has a mortal uncle. That just so happens to be an avenger.

**UNDER EDITING** Upon being betrayed by all his friends and cheated on by his girlfriend, Percy Jackson flees from Camp Half-Blood, broken hearted with an unquenchable thirst calling for revenge. Antagonistic, broken and slightly on the brink of insanity, Percy sought out Hecate, the only goddess who was impartial to him. She offers to send him to a school she created, safe from the destruction of the Gods- but with a price. He had to grant her one wish in exchange, whenever she wanted it and if it was in his ability to do so. Left with nowhere else to go, nowhere else to run, Percy accepts Hecate's offer. Arriving at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry on the 1st September as a Seventh year in solitude, Percy Jackson takes upon a new identity, a chance to start afresh. Could Hogwarts help him back to glory, and succor the hero back to who he was before? There is no try anymore. There is only do. Book 1 in The Blood Betrayal Series All Rights Reserved//Astoria_Greengrass Highest rankings: #1 in Annabeth #1 in PercyJackson rewritten as "cul-de-sac"