Remember the trope of the superpowered protagonist having a normal best friend? Futsu Kudomono is the definition of this trope. Unlike his friend, Shido Itsuka, who has supernatural abilities and can charm divine beings who are beautiful girls. Futsu has no such thing. He has average grades, average looks, and an average backstory. Hell, he doesn't even know about any of the weird adventures Shido is having. But somehow, the most dangerous Spirit has taken an interest in him. (I DO NOT OWN DATE A LIVE OR ITS CHARACTERS.)

Before all of this you use to be a man but suddenly after a less tragic accident you have taken the role as one of the main heroines of the series Date A Live as Tohka Yatogami. What are you going to do now? (CrackFic) {SPOILER WARNING!! If you haven't read the light novels! I highly suggest you read them before reading this fic.} Ranks: (7/01/2021) - Date A Live #1 (7/03/2021) - Date A Live #1 (7/12/2021) - Date A Live #1 (12/12/2021) - Genderbend #7 (1/16/2022) - Tohka #1 (1/16/2022) - TohkaYatogami #1 (4/19/2022) - Sliceoflife #66 (4/21/2022) - Sliceoflife #57 (5/31/2022) - Sliceoflife #22 (2/19/2023) - Genderbend #2 (3/16/2023) - Comedy #6 (6/20/2023) - Isekai #3 (6/22/2023) - Reincarnated #1 (1/12/2024) - Date A Live #2 (3/25/2025) - Date A Live #2 (3/27/2025) - Date A Live #1 Table Of Contents: Season 1: Chapter 1-4 Tohka Dead End Arc Chapter 5-8 Yoshino Puppet Arc Chapter 9-13 Kurumi Killer Arc Chapter 14-16 Itsuka Sister Arc Special Arc (Canon) Chapter 17-23 Rinne Utopia Arc Season 2: Chapter 24-28 Yamai Tempest Arc Chapter 29-32 Miku Lily Arc Chapter 32-??? Miku Truth Arc Special Arc (Canon) ???-??? Mayuri Judgement Arc I don't own Date A Live, everything is own by Kōshi Tachibana! **THIS IS NOT A YAOI OR YURI STORY**