"ur a sugar daddy but u only have enough money for two breadsticks?" yeonjun accidentally becomes beomgyu's sugar daddy, but being a sugar daddy is hard when you're a broke college student social media crack au cover by @toxicities

"u don't scare me u!! u fat chicken!!" in which the duolingo owl haunts jungkook over not taking his english lessons. bts crack/horror social media au

"this looks like a job for tarantkoola." in which jeon jungkook is a part-time superhero with a massive crush on a huge nerd named kim taehyung. however, jungkook really sucks at keeping the superhero part on the down-low. taekook social media/crack au

When the Members of Bangtan receive chocolates that are more than what they appear from a fan. #2 In Smut with plot tag. 11/19/21 - 12/15/21. #1 in smut with plot. 12/15/21 - 12/20/21

DaJin: its great when he drives cos i can look at him, his concentrated face and his long hands and i imagine them around my neck choking me Chimchim: Jared, 19 Jk: are you gonna fuck in that car? DaJin: thats the plan ~ Welcome to the Crackheads groupchat

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination. "first of all", yoongi started, "we're all literally right here you blind bitch so stop trying to assemble us", he continued, " and stop being so fucking loud hoe, my mom just called me and said she can literally hear you all the way from daegu" taehyung snickered, "that's what she said last- " "fucking complete that sentence, doctor weird and i swear to God i will fucking dislocate your kneecaps" yoongi said, stepping in front of taehyung. "atleast i have kneecaps, shorty", taehyung bravely replied with a smirk. "THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT-" yoongi angrily yelled as he grabbed taehyung by his cape's collar. 》_____________________《 -bts as avengers! au The universally-loved superheroes decide to film a documentary to give their fans a peek inside what goes on in their lives. One where they aren't being the brave superheroes that the world knows, but are showcasing their real, crackhead selves. - featuring special guest appearance from bang shi hyuk oppa, lucas, baekhyun, sehun, jackson, hyunjin, soobin, & heuningkai (basically the entire kpoop industry) 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨: #1 𝙗𝙩𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙣𝙘𝙩𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙚𝙭𝙤𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

Jeon Jungkook and Kim Taehyung have been friends for years. Hell, they were more like brothers. Navigating everything from school to relationships, they learned to count on each other for most things. But when one mistake changes the course of their friendship, the two must acknowledge there is no going back - only forward. They will need to redefine their entire relationship, and it will end in one of two ways: happiness or complete devastation. 𝗔 𝗧𝗔𝗘𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆! Contains: ✔ Fluff ✔ Mature content and language ✔ SWITCH TAE & SWITCH KOOK

▪︎They say the human body is the best picture of the human soul. And his body is a work of art. So what does that make his soul?▪︎ Running from the shadows of his past, Kim Taehyung is an aspiring art student in his final year of college. One class stands between him and graduation: Illustration of the Human Form. Taehyung thinks he's seen and done it all, but this particular course is about to unveil much more than he bargained for. Enter Jeon Jungkook, a recent college dropout desperate for extra money. Driven by a relentless need to make ends meet, he finds himself thrust into an unexpected opportunity when a professor invites him to model for the renowned drawing course. With unwavering resolve, he accepts, unaware that this decision will change everything. What seems like a straightforward course becomes a catalyst, unraveling the intricate threads of Taehyung and Jungkook's lives. In the intimate space where charcoal meets canvas, the duo navigates not only the beauty of the human form but also the scars etched deep into their souls. As the lines blur between artistry and vulnerability, Taehyung and Jungkook embark on a delicate dance, revealing layers of unspoken pain and exposing the rawness that binds them. But first, clothing and inhibitions must be shed. Illustration of the Human Form is a nude drawing class, after all. 𝗔 𝗧𝗔𝗘𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆! Contains: ✔ Angst ✔ Fluff ✔ Mature content and language ✔ SWITCH TAE & SWITCH KOOK Note: There are mentions of past trauma. No details are provided as this is a story about growth, healing, and hope.

Jin always thought his little brother Jungkook was an annoying goody-two-shoes, but oh boy was he wrong. When their parents leave them alone in the house for a short vacation, their usual innocent kisses on the cheek turn into something much more. Jin begins to realize what kind of person his brother really is and the problem is that he's not sure if he likes the new side of Jungkook or not. Word count: 106 000