❝ listen, i don't have a food kink or anything of that sort but... i really, really wanna fuck that bagel right now. ❞ ❝ bro wtf ❞ ❝ it- IT JUST LOOKS SO... SO FUCKABLE ❞ ─── IN WHICH , , ,   y/n fucks a very good looking bagel (and then eats it) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ story by: @-cxothicol ↳ ꒰🏷️꒱ STATUS: [ 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ] 🍃 ... → author's note: no i will not apologize.

𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃                   ❪ duolingo bird x reader ❫          ❝ they couldn't see how awesome duolingo really was... so i took out their eyes ❞ ❝ DUDE WHAT THE FU- ❞                         ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,         y/n just wanted to learn some decent spanish for their class but they didn't have in count a certain someone would develop a strange attachment to them.         especially a sassy good-fashioned demon who happens to be the infamous family-kidnapping and ankle-breaking duolingo bird at that.                       '' 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 ''        ↶ ꒰ 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 ˏˏ 🖇️ ꒱ ─ profanity ─ blood/violence ─ gender neutral reader ─ yandere! demon! duolingo x reader ─ slight yandere! oc x reader too ───────────────── 🍃... author's note: i was just being goofy n silly ok. this was... written when i was in 7th grade. PLEASE don't take this too seriously. also i have better works than this one read those instead

❛ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙀 𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝘾𝙆 ━━━━━━━━━━         ━━━━ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ɪ sᴛᴏʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ                    ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,           in a hunt for the mysterious free ice cream truck, a very stupid and impulsive teen gets into a shady van because it said 'free ice cream' ❝ SO... WHERE IS THE ICE CREAM?! ❞ ❝ THERE IS NO ICE CREAM, THIS IS A KIDNAPPING ❞ ❝ THIS IS A FUCKING SCAM, I WANT MY ICE CREAM ❞ inspired by, that one awesome math teacher i had in 8th grade <3 ──────────── written by: @-cxothicol     ↳ ꒰🏷️꒱ STATUS: [ 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ]