Yes, this was a joke. I do not actually ship Mista and Kira.

it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.

It was just a normal day for the residents of Bikini Bottom. Little did they know that things would turn lethal upon the arrival of a mysterious Russian figure. (trigger warning: there is no warning you sensitive bitches)

ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ꜰᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ꜱᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴇ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛ, 17-ʏᴇᴀʀ-ᴏʟᴅ ᴏᴋᴜʏᴀꜱᴜ ɴɪᴊɪᴍᴜʀᴀ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟ ɪɴꜱᴛɪᴛᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴀꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʜɪꜱ ɴᴇᴡ ʟɪꜰᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴏꜰ ɪɴꜱᴀɴɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴇᴛꜱ ᴊᴏꜱᴜᴋᴇ ʜɪɢᴀꜱʜɪᴋᴀᴛᴀ, ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴛᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴄʏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀɴɪᴘᴜʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ. ʜᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛꜱ ᴊᴏᴛᴀʀᴏ ᴋᴜᴊᴏ, ᴀ ᴛʀᴜꜱᴛᴀʙʟᴇ Qᴜɪᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴀᴘɪꜱᴛ ᴡʜᴏ's ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴀɴ ᴇʏᴇ ᴏɴ Oᴋᴜʏᴀsᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏꜱᴛꜱ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢʟʏ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘ ᴀ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴋᴜʏᴀꜱᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ʜɪs ᴏᴡɴ sᴀɴɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ғɪɴᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴛʜ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅɪᴇ ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʜɪs ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʜᴏᴏsɪɴɢ. --- 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛-𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙢, 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚/𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛-𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙢, 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩, 𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙚, 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙡𝙩/𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙚, 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙥𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙖/𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙩, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚.