It's basically what the title says... I write to vent, so don't expect it all to make perfect sense.

Okay, so Rachel Falls thought her happily ever after started when she finally reunited with her more-than-a-crush Rylance. But then she realised that life wasn't bloody Disney when our feisty girl discovered what Rylance was hiding and met this guy who was as feisty as her and even had the guts to say, “Kiss my ass” on that same fateful day. Ooh, so now things were heated up, Rylance was busted, Rachel was broken, and this Levi was just going to add fuel to the flames. They all better watch out, or else they'll all be burnt.

OLD VERSION Self-proclaimed pathetic being Sam Anderson is shocked when her ex-almost-boyfriend, Austin, comes up to her and asks her to drive him all the way across the country to California just so he can see his girlfriend. Thinking she was only getting into a quick, scenic car ride across America, she finds herself saying yes, but that couldn't be farther from the truth. In fact, Sam had no idea she was signing up for two weeks of getting lost, eating crap, and falling in love all over again. [ current cover by isasecret ] THIS THING IS OLD. OKAY? THERE ARE PLOT HOLES AND PIECES OF BAD WRITING GALORE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. I DON'T NEED SNARKY COMMENTS GOT IT? COOL

Available as an audiobook on audible, iTunes and wattpad band camp! Be sure to check the new version out to hear the characters come to life! "And rule number three, knock before you enter my room," I finished, moving my fore finger down with the instruction. His smirk widened as he leaned on my door frame. "What happens if I don't follow your petty little rules?" he asked. I narrowed my eyes. "You'll sincerely regret it," I warned but he merely grinned. "I take that as a challenge." Being the sister of Britain's most honored young scientist isn't something that Alex Simmons feels she can live up to. So, in protest of her parent's high expectations, she doesn't even try. That changes the day that she's forced to move in with her older cousin and his best friend to attend her final year of college. Living with one teenage male is hard enough, let alone a pigheaded,rebellious and drop dead gorgeous lodger. Asher Toms only has one goal and that is to reach the finals of his motorbiking championships. When Alex crashes into his life, concentrating on anything but his best friend's little cousin becomes increasingly difficult. As the pair grow closer through relentless bathroom battles, silly arrests and a set of rules to abide by, Alex figures out that there's a lot more to Ash than just a badass motorbike and a pretty face, some things in his past were meant to stay hidden. But what's a romantic adventure without a few obstacles?

When Hallie Michaels escaped, the last thing she ever expected was to meet the world's biggest jerk. To be honest, Hallie just thought that she'd be caught and sent back to where she came from: The Victorian Hospital for Troubled Teens. But when her escape is successful, Hallie realizes that her life will never be the same. A stolen vehicle, a hottie and many misadventures later with a despicable- yet charming- companion, Hallie will discover that there is a little bit of "crazy" in everyone.

He's her new annoying next door neighbor and she's the oddest girl he has ever encountered. Dannie Hale is not your average girl. She's weird. She's athletic. She's lacking in the common sense department. And she went through one hell of school year that has left her scarred for life. Seth Parker is your average Cali boy. He's good looking. He can surf. His ego is the size of the moon. And he's made it his job to figure out the puzzle named Dannie Hale. Summer break has arrived and it's time for life to reveal what plans it has made for these two very special people.

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Evelyn is in love with her friend Alex. She has loved him since she was 12, even if at that age she didn't even believe in love. Ever since she was 12 she has written letters to him almost everyday. What happens when Alex one day finds those letters? Will his feelings be mutual or will Evelyn's fears be confirmed, Alex will never love someone like her. While she hopelessly tries finding those letters and praying Alex does not have them, Alex leaves without saying a word. What will happen of Evelyn? Will she ever find those letters or Alex ever again?

Anndraia Michaels never forgot the first friend she had ever made, whom she spent almost every single living moment with during her childhood. But when forced to be apart from him. He promised her out of reassurance that one day, she'll return they'll be together again. But what happens when she returns to Hallow Oaks and her best friend isn't what he used to be like. The new and improved Joshua Adams, on the other hand is the complete opposite from who he was during childhood. He's someone else now. Worst of all nothing seems to have an emotional impact on him. But what happens when he meets her again and doesn't even recognize her. Why is it that the only person that she's ever truly been close to doesn't even remember her? Welcome to her world as she tries to find herself by discovering the meaning behind her childhood memories and the mysteries that surround it.

Reece smirked, "Trust me Chloe, the good girl always falls for the bad boy." Chloe Armel is a good girl. She never gets in trouble, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone. Enter Reece. Wild, badass and has an ego that honestly couldn't get any bigger. He gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't care less about the consequences that come with it. When Chloe's parents leave to treat sick children in Cambodia for two weeks, she is forced to stay at her neighbour's house. Her neighbour has a son, and it's Reece Carter. Sneaking out. Parties. Drinks. Hash Brownies. Flirting. Breaking the law...and road trips. Add a few shots of Cupid's arrows and what have we got? No clue. All we know is, it'll be unforgettable.