A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are strictly platonic! I write them like best friends, so there will be intimate moments, but that's what real friends do! (Particularly if they're Rendog) [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]

"my kids just got kicked out from school? not clickbait, in brackets sexy" "did you just say sexy?" for @letterstojoon

This was the day, the Almighty, Technoblade, and the Great diamond boy, Skeppy, will be paired up to finally see, which one of the two heroes is the best. ... That would've been the story if the two had indeed been paired up. The problem is, they were not. He should've known better that they would never ever let him and Skeppy team up in an event. They'll floor everyone on the team scoreboard. So the hosts decided, what if, the ruthless blood god were to team up with the sweetest muffin? "This story is complete and due to the unexpected news/circumstance, it won't be touched anymore by the Author. Whether to give notes or an update. Thank you everyone for sticking with the ride." [Has been #1 on TechHalo since the beginning of time...] [Edit (01/07/22) Legends Never Die. Technoblade will always live on in our hearts.]

❝ 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒎 𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒐, 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒎 𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒐 ? ❞ ... [ © -plxgue- :) ] mar 7 - jun 18

#1 minecraftyoutubers (06-21-2020 to 07-05-2020) #1 sfw (08-26-2020 to 10-08-2020) #1 thetrio (07-20-2020 to I forgot) #1 bromance (09-27-2020) Pictures are not mine! Credits to the rightful owners! Yes, this is a DreamNotFound/Gream fanfic. Warning ⚠️ (You have been warned.): Do not read the book if you do not like boyxboy. Do not read book if you are looking for smut, you'll just be disappointed. Do not read book if you don't like fantasy and romance. Do not read book if you want a pErFeCt book, we don't do that here. ♡★♔♚♚♔★♡ Text on Cover: A trip to paradise gone wrong. A major turn of events got them to realize and show their true colors. But will things really go back to normal? ♡★♔♚♚♔★♡ George, Dream, Sapnap and Bad won in a Minecraft team competition and received a two-week trip to a remote island all for themselves. Everybody was so blinded by the hype of getting two weeks of tropical paradise that they forgot to do their research properly. Well, atleast it was worth it in the end. ♡♡♡ Join our discord: https://discord.gg/62wkrCW