sage, moves to la for the summer to live with her grandma despite sage's attempts to try and stay home. the problem is, sage has been anonymously messaging a user named 'pirate' online for months. and 'pirate' lives in los angeles. sage can't decide whether telling her online best friend she's in la is a good idea or not. because really, does sage want to know who 'pirate' is?

billie eilish texts the wrong number and never expects her to discover the real identity of the weirdo sending her messages.

december, a new upcoming artist, finds out she's the opening act for billie eilish during her 'happier than ever' tour. she's so excited, practicing non stop and playing billie's song on repeat. when she steps on the flight the first night and finally meets the famous 'billie eilish', december finds out billie is nothing like she seems. she's horrible. and december learns why more and more people hate billie eilish. because eventually december hates her too.

[g!p] olive, a house wife with no friends, decides to join a gym. her husband doesn't seem to care, especially when he's hiding a secret life of his own, which olive has yet to discover. when she meets billie, will olive be able to escape the abuse and discover what real love feels like?

angel monarch, a world famous poet, gets asked to help write a song with finneas o'connell and billie eilish after moving to new york. the only problem is, angel's identity is hidden. writing a song proves pretty difficult but they make it work. over the weeks angel catches feelings, but it's okay because billie is never gonna discover her real identity, right?

unchecked this book is so cringy, i don't know why people like it lol