Based on Hogwarts Rules. I am not responsible for anything which happens to you should you do these things, this includes starting ww3, being deported and banned from said country or being kicked out of the World Meetings/Hetalia High. This book is high. (High I'm so high. Fly, fly to the sky...)

Gilbert is a male stripper. Francis owns the club, Gil works there every evening along side Alfred, Mathias, Antonio, and Feliks. His wife, Elizia doesn't know that is his line of work. Gil and Elizia's marriage is failing, and she cheats on him. They fight and she moves out of their home. All Gil has now is stripping and his friends there. But those green eyes that hide in the back of the room, watching him every night, soon start to captivate him, and he begins to fall for the mystery man, baffled by his attraction to the male and this man's name Gilbert begins to plan on how to approach this man and just how to go about the whole situation.

Three parts long, different stages from Prussia's and Germany's lives. Just brotherly stuff. One part is little Ludwig and Big brother Prussia, one is from WWII and one is Berlin Wall

A mix of oneshots of random characters that I feel like writing one for. Characters can be from Hetalia, Percy Jackson, HP, Pokemon, KH, FF. What ever I can think of i'll write a oneshot then post it here.

Basically a Hetalia chatroom. Full of crack and innudeno!

Just what the title says! (Please don't spam me with requests. Updates will be sporadic.) DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia... or you!