This book is a joke lol but it's about Draco and his apple

A very complex and slightly realistic story about a boy named Draco Malfoy falling in love with an apple.

A new chapter in The Selection at Hogwarts begins, in the first and only installment of DRAPPLE ~ THE ELITE- Draco Malfoy has to choose who to take to the Yule Ball between Filch, Dobby, Snape, Hermione, and Astoria the Apple.