Cause I Like It.

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Let fart be free, huh? Most people coats that sentence, not knowing what it means. And to tell you the truth, I literally hates those words. Why, because if I didn't listen to it, I would have never farted in the most popular boys face in school. Umm did I mention that it was an accident?? Well it was!! And guess what's the worst part. He's blackmailing me for it I mean, I wasn't the one who forcefully pushed his face up my ass when I was releasing gas. His friend did. This is humiliating, you might just skip over this, but I won't care, I'm already been humiliated enough. Yeah, this piece of shit is my life, and the odd part is: I LOVE IT!! ********************** This story was introduced by my younger sister, so heads up to her!! Cover made by: me

idk read the title what do you think is gonna happen. part one out now, the rest coming soon.

I'll be taking requests and I'll write your stories and suggestions my lil worms! 💗

Have you ever wanted to date, marry, and have several deformed children with the blue m&m. I knew you did! And now, he is a cool dude blue m&m. He can play his saxophone!

The Emoji Movie is truly a work of art. It's truly so much deeper than what you see on the surface. The Emoji Movie shows us the terrors of a dystopian society that before this groundbreaking film, we weren't aware of. These emojis are forced to fit society's expectations for their entire lives, and we're abusing our power as the essential gods of the emoji universe. It's sad, but a truth that we need to face. Sony is the only company that's tried to spread awareness about this cause, one of the utmost importance, and for that, they should be respected as gods. I now spend hours worshipping Sony with my enlightened peers. Follow in my footsteps, ducklings. Learn the real horrors of our world and others, and spread this knowledge far and wide. Soon, all will know the true genius of the Emoji Movie.

Gene x Jailbreak smut. I'm surprised I haven't made this one yet. I figured this would be my first one to be honest. Well here it is!