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 ➼𝒦𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓉𝓈 [𝟨] ✮ by p0tiZN0
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Hi everyone!✉️ ╰┈➤so if you haven't been here before,these are just a bunch of karlity oneshots,i Hope you enjoy This book will include: Smut [♻️] Lime [🔱] Angst [🃏] Fluff [💠] And newly added!; Nsfw/slightly sexual [🔗] Phone/chatfic [💬] Like every other oneshot book,I do not ship these ppl irl, Everything in this is based purely off of delusion,I do not wish for them to date irl and I acknowledge that they are no more than friends irl‼️ I really hope you enjoy,if you want more your welcome to read any of my other stories,requests are always welcome and stay safe 😊❤️
Cravings (STYLE) by kyles_watching
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(Stan x Kyle) vampire AU. When both death reports and missing peoples cases start rising in South Park, suspicions are spreading like disease, and rumours are the number one talk. But what happens if someone new joins the class, someone who could have a reason for all these deaths? TWs before the chapter !!
Vampire Hunters (Karlnapity) by 4g0tmyname
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Nick and Alex are 2 vampire hunters who work at the best place for capturing vampires in the US, in a company called COMVIP working at the Citadel in Orlando. They are extremely good at their jobs and get assigned to hunt an ancient vampire who is possibly the biggest threat they've faced. But what will happen when they are accidentally responsible for catching a vampire who doesn't even like to drink blood, and end up trying to protect him from the same fate as other vampires. This story include sexual references, swearing, and angst.
Your Telephone Calls are my Favorite Place (Karlnap) by simplysmitten
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Karl is finding it more and more difficult to hide his feelings for his best friend, Sapnap. He's willing to risk it all for his chance at love, but does he really understanding just how much he's risking?
•◌ 🄼🄲🅈🅃  𝖘𝖒𝖚𝖙 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 ◌• by -xsimpx-
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READ!! i wont be deleting this because of so many people enjoying the writing in it, however i will no longer be writing anything to do with the dsmp <3 appreciate all the love and support this book got from you guys ! im going into other fandoms and writing my own book now maybe check them out when you get a chance!! i found my writing in this to be a little more on the cringe side </3 i wrote this book 3 years ago, i promise the writing is way better now <3 wrote in 2021 officially complete in 2022 no more updates // requests <3
Hate you - DNF/Karlnap by _TeaCake_
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Dream was one of the most renowned Private Detectives in the world. There wasn't a case he couldn't solve. Unless of course that case involved Operative NotFound, the deadliest assassin in the world, and the top agent working for the SBI. Ever since NotFound kidnapped his sister, Dream hadn't taken a single case. Funny thing is, ever since Dream stopped solving crimes, NotFound stopped committing them. ---- Karl, a highly trained decoy working for the Amigop Assassins, has never really been in danger. His job was to distract the children of victims so they didn't have to go through the trauma of seeing their parents die. But it all went wrong when someone fought back and Karl ended up in hospital, clinging to life. ---- Then, a year later, when Dream gets a new housemate, a brunette boy named George, and Karl is recovered and back at work, things seem to be looking up. That is of course, Until NotFound resurfaces a few days later. And Karl finds himself being kidnapped by two expert assassins from the rival organisation ---- AMAZING COVER ART AND BANNER ARTWORKS DONE BY SOCKPAWS! <33 I will include a TW at the start of each chapter ---------------------------------------------------- If anyone mentioned in the story is uncomfortable with it I will take it down immediately :) Only shipping their online personas!
softcore - kwt by STARBRAINROT-
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"How about you shut the fuck up." Karl hisses out while clenching his teeth. Dream smirks at him leaning closer till their lips brush against each other making the brown haired boy freeze. "Make me Jacobs." Or Dream and Karl despise each other, despite having mutual friends they can never find common ground to be civil with each other. It isn't until they are forced to be civil that things start to take a turn. cross platforms: Wattpad & ao3
school uniforms and joints | karlnap by maiwritesmcyt
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karl and sapnap get high and fuck in their boarding school room
Dude, I Love You (Stan x Kyle)  by salem_sixx
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Kyle finds out he's in love with his best friend and doesn't know how to deal with it. Once Stan finds out, he himself also has trouble coming to terms with his own feelings. cover art is not mine
Karlity oneshots//. [3] ↯  by p0tiZN0
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NEW BOOK‼️ Just another book full of karlity oneshots since my last two reached 100 parts,I might include other ships but mostly karlity! Includes: Fluff {?} Lime {?} Smut {♻️} Angst {?} If any chapters need trigger warning they will be at the beginning of the chapter. (BTW: if I write in the first person,like: he's so cool, It's from either Karl or Quackitys pov,it's not my input :) Once again I do not ship these people irl,I don't wish for them to date irl and I acknowledge that they are no more then friends Irl<3 Requests are always open? I hope you enjoy,stay safe? [1.10.22]