(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

This is a shit post I wrote with a couple of friends. I'm posting it so we all suffer. It's sad that I can't include the terrible formatting but oh well.

Squidward×Sponge Bob May contain 18+ content but we will warn you at the beginning of the chapter. (Lol jk jk) To be honest it's just me and my friend's crazy, weird imagination don't take any of it seriously. Please. Edit: We were kidding when we said 18+ content

The crazy story of Thomas the Tank Engine and his journeys with his driver. it glos tf up as you keep reading trust me xx

pls take my phone away

Lightning McQueen has a dark secret, if that secret gets out then it could ruin his career in racing.

your new lord and savior

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?