Table x reader

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

Ho Ho Hoe (Santa x Female Reader)

This is a shit post I wrote with a couple of friends. I'm posting it so we all suffer. It's sad that I can't include the terrible formatting but oh well.

Squidward Saucy Night

Squidward×Sponge Bob May contain 18+ content but we will warn you at the beginning of the chapter. (Lol jk jk) To be honest it's just me and my friend's crazy, weird imagination don't take any of it seriously. Please. Edit: We were kidding when we said 18+ content

Thomas the Slut Engine

The crazy story of Thomas the Tank Engine and his journeys with his driver. it glos tf up as you keep reading trust me xx

Jesus x Satan

pls take my phone away

Mater x Lightning McQueen

Lightning McQueen has a dark secret, if that secret gets out then it could ruin his career in racing.

peppa pig

your new lord and savior

kool-aid Man X Gordan Ramsay

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

SpongeBob vs. Miley Cyrus

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

Austin X Pablo

😩 the backyardigans or whatever guys castaways !!!! 😏😏 austin yandere??? 😶😶 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONH WIRH YALL i get so many mf comments putting the blame for this story on me 😐 i mean yeah i wrote it but i'm not making you read shit. don't act the the victim when you're so shocked after reading about austin havi...

Smile!Ronald McDonald x reader

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

~Muscular Elmo x reader~

An extraordinary tale

Kermit x reader

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

Fifty shades of bread

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

Garlic bread x reader

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Danny Devito X Peppa pig X reader

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

Bob Duncan x Carl Azuz

This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips

Fifty Shades of Vector

50 work in progress short poems about our favourite orange suited, breathtakingly villainous moon stealer- Vector.

Dora x Nick Wilde

Dora

TrumpxPope Francis

It had to be done im truly sorry for this (I hate Trump btw) (smut) Again so sorry my grammer is not the best correct me if you see a mistake.

Meemaw x trump

I had the impulse to write this and it took and hour don't expect much

ed sheerans meaty penis

y/n and ed go out to the forest.

Boris Johnson x Reader

One day ur shopping at TESCO and then u run into the one and only Boris Johnson.

Ed Sheeran and the Arson

‼️THIS ENTIRE STORY IS A JOKE‼️ Someone committed arson. Who was it??