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It's Ogre, My Beebee (Shrek x Barry Bee Benson) by GrumpChump
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Barry is moving out of the hive and going to live in Texas! But along the way, he meets and falls in love with a handsome stranger by the name of Shrek. But Barry has promised himself to another! Will love prevail in this epic tale of drama, love, heartbreak, and death?
CEO Mr.Clean x Personal assistant Reader by can-u-shutup
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the title says it all and if you're from my Elmo x reader your a real one😎
A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader by can-u-shutup
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when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry
Richard, escaping for love  by PeppaMyLove
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His mother has been sold for prostitution, his sister missing, and his father's favourite pastime is to abuse Richard Rabbit. George pig understands, but as the abuse takes its toll, will they realise their true feelings for each other?
peppa pig x dora by dumbpisblorgus
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In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"
A Real Man || Bob the Builder x Postman Pat by thighdaddies
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Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?
Jesus x reader (wholesome?) by CrystalOfTheFire
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(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man
Shrek x toothpaste by OliverSortaExists
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Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️
Danny Devito X Peppa pig X reader  by abcfde123654
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Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.