Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

I know I still have my one tordtom fic but don't worry these are just random things that pop into my mind

Sup you gays, how u doin'? 👀 This is a lame oneshot book based around my OTP, Tordtom uwu 💕 Tommy is a bottom and Tordle is a top, so uhhh dont read this if you like the roles to be reversed 🤡💦 This includes smut (eventually), fluff, angst (gotta vent somehow, amirite?), and other stinky, nasty stuff Here's the basic shit: • • • •Someone already stole my kneecaps, so don't ask to have them •This is fucking GAY 🏳️‍🌈 •I'm an aggressively depressed teen, so this has uncensored swearing 👉😎👉 •Tom is bottom/sub and always will be owo •Hate comments and homophobic-related things ain't allowed here,, •My toejoints are constantly quaking •I'm really bad at descriptions •There will be misspellings and shitposts, so watch out for that 👀💦 •If you read this, ily uwu 💕💘💗💞💖💝💓 • • • So uhhh yeah that's it m8 Enjoy your stay, no refunds at all whatsoever, and I am not responsible for your hospital bill if you go into cardiac arrest Highest Ratings: #18 in Tordtom #16 in Torm

Time repeats itself, but there's a difference between first and second. When a mysterious doppelganger arrives, who seemingly knows Tord quite personally, he's baffled. Tord has no recollection of her, but she seems to know a dangerous amount about him. Eddsworld group names: Edward Gold Thomas Thompson Matthew Harvest Tord Lawson Author: P.S, ik it probably sounds like Tori that Tords talking about, but it's not- This is definitely a Tomtord story with Tord being top and Bottom Tom. Hint: the girl he's talking about.... Wellll it's about... Um, children?

First ever write a book so i hope you like it>~<

The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselves up in power. Although the Red Leader seems to want to win their land more than anything else. Nothing will get in his way. But! There is hope... The hope coming in a form of three men, friends in fact. They've been on so many crazy adventures and survived. They formed the Rebellion that helps England separately from the Government. They were so great that not even the Red Army could find their Main Base. Red Leader all the while starts thinking, more like remembering a certain Blue Hoodie wearing man. He has been thinking about him for a long time since 'the end'. So he decides to make a deal with England's government. XXX Eddsworld does not belong to me, but to the amazing creator Edward Gould. Thank you so much and bless your soul. Ship: Tomtord and Eddmatt(?)

Tomtord 'one shots' Parts: 11 Total word count: ~303,168

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I became inspired to make it after my friend made one- so yeah- here's my art I guess- obviously the cover art isn't mine-