Have you ever wanted to date a bar of soap? Perhaps a pile of dirt? Or maybe, a rock? Well, today is your lucky chance! In this book I will create the perfect romance between you and... a random object! I will be using all pronouns for this story, so each one-shot will specify, and I may write the same one-shot but with different pronouns! Anyways, enjoy! (Cover art by me) Started: 6/3/21 End: not yet lol

You are a college student trying their best to make it through, when a virus infects your country. Now, the dead walk among the living. What's worse, is that they crave human flesh. You must survive this disaster until you are saved. I warn you, you will be put through some harsh choices. So, would you survive the zombie apocalypse? Let's find out! (They/Them pronouns) Ello. This is an idea I thought of late at night lmao. You will be given a choice per chapter which will determine you fate. Don't worry, if you make a bad choice you can always go back a chapter and choose the other choice! The set-up will be explained in the "Welcome!" chapter. Please enjoy! ⚠️WARNING! This story will include: Gore, grotesque details, death, hard choices, suicide, swearing and more! Please proceed with caution!⚠️ (Cover art goes to the respectful owner: solar22 on shutterstock) Started: June 8 2021 Ended: Not yet