'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!' Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck. Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right? Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021 Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021 Final Word Count: 100K ϟ "There was a book." "A book?" "More like a magazine, really." "Oh?" "It had dirty pictures.." "Wicked!" "..of naked witches." "No!" "Yes!" "Well, continue!" "Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course." ϟ Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)

What happens when Sirius Black gets a new neighbour who steals his heart away? A Modern AU series which includes: angst, pinning and fluff!!!

Adelaide Elizabeth Tanelter in three words is clever, loyal, and intriguing. A pureblood witch that rejected her parent's views, believing blood status has no bearing on worthiness. Right off the bat on her first day of Hogwarts, she befriended a certain group of boys, resulting in being dubbed the fifth and only female marauder. After her parents disowned her during her third year, she was taken in by the Potters leaving her with, for the first time, a truly loving family. Everything was in perfect harmony, but nothing stays perfect forever. * Going into her sixth year Adelaide has a lot on her plate. Dealing with James Potter's oftentimes painful obsession with her best friend and his crazy quidditch schedule. Making sure Remus Lupin stays sane and always has a solid stash of chocolate. Preventing Lily Evans from killing James as he very publicly confesses his love to her every Wednesday at breakfast. Keeping Peter Pettigrew from feeling anything less than appreciated. Trying to get Marlene McKinnon to keep her mouth shut for once in her life. All while trying to figure out why her feelings for her best friend, Sirius Black, have suddenly changed. * Sirius Orion Black has a very poorly kept secret. He is in love with his best friend and has been since he was twelve years old. The whole school is aware of the eldest Black's obvious crush on his short Gryffindor companion, except for the girl herself. After spending the past five years hiding his feelings, will he finally get the girl, or is it just not meant to be? Sirius Black x Female OC All characters are credited to JKR (even tho we don't stan) except my original characters such. #1 harry potter 3/18/21 #1 sirius black 3/18/21 #1 peter pettigrew 4/25/21-5/21/21 #1 regulus black 4/25/21 #1 lily evans 5/4/21 #1 james potter 5/10/21 #1 friends to lovers 5/26/21 #1 marauders 6/17/21 #1 moony 9/14/21 #1 prongs 10/5/21-11/17/21 #1 quidditch 1/5/22 #1 marlene mckinnon 2/23/22

"Hey I heard you like the wild ones" *Marauders Era* *Short Story* *Book one in Harry Potter series* Started: January 6th, 2016 Finished: January 29th, 2016

Eloise Malfoy finally escapes the prison that is Malfoy Manor as she embarks on her time in Hogwarts. Immediately hitting it off with pranksters James Potter and Sirius Black, things don't seem like they'll go as smoothly as Eloise would've hoped. FoLlOw ThE qUiRkY tEeNaGeR oN hEr JoUrNeY! (Sorry it sounded too much like a cringey movie trailer) Cover by the great @nedoperepil_ The Harry Potter universe belongs entirely to JK Rowling apart from any OCs that I have created :)