Greedy, mean, bossy, careless, disrespectful, rude, narcissistic... That's all everyone has been saying about him, and she never heard otherwise. All these words were running through her head as she was on her way to apply for his secretary. The salary of Onceler's secretary was her only hope at the moment. Despite knowing that his secretaries never lasted long, she was determined to prove him wrong. She couldn't afford not to. With her life already crumbling, she was ready for a change. Even if it meant working for the most annoying and obnoxious person she had ever encountered. But how bad could it possibly be, right? This book contains smut.

- Let's say, your name is Wilbur Soot. You're sixteen years old and in terms of literally everything you have about, nothing. How would you feel? Not so fucking great. that's right! Now let's add on to this that you're one of the biggest villains of your city but end up getting closer with your biggest enemy's then you thought ever was fucking physically possible. Doesn't that sound like a dream?! - Hi I'm Liam,and an absolute sucker for Wilbur Soot (SBI Centric) Story's, so here you fucking go. - This is cross posted on AO3 under the same name! ''Itsnotgonnabeokay''

[ 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐱 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ] ❛𝙃𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮, 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚, 𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠.❜ They told you not to talk to him. That he was cruel and temperamental. But if you didn't, who would? Besides, you've always had a habit of taking in strays. A story told in three parts. (AU where Michael Afton works at the pizza plex).

One day while Wilbur was performing on tour, a light fixture that wasn't hung properly fell right on top of him. Quackity, his fiancé was on the back stage and rushed him right to the hospital. The news the doctor gave him left him and Wilbur's daughter devastated. Credits to Finn_readsstuff for giving me the idea from a role play :) NOT my art I couldn't find the artist.. please lmk if you find them.

Based on this tweet from @simpingboisinc on Twitter: "au where techno is mumza's son, Wilbur is Phil's son. They are doppelgangers. Then at an airport one day, Phil accidentally takes techno and mumza takes Wilbur. They don't notice until the planes take off. So they get each other's numbers from their sons and agree to take care of each other's kids until they can meet up, which is in a week because they both have emergencies. So mumza and Phil start texting regularly to check up on their sons, but they also feel a connection. When they meet up, it's a big holy shit, it's my soulmate moment" TLDR: Phil and Kristin tell Tommy the chaotic story of how they met. All credit for the cover art goes to @ vantaasy on twitter. Please please please go give them a like and follow, their work is amazing! Also, if the original artist wants me to remove the cover, I gladly will :)

No matter how many times he is called a freak... Yeah never mind. I don't want to do the description. Let's do this plain and simple. Harry with a sassy(well sassier), savage, prankster, whatever-the-hell-you-want-to-call-it godamned personality. With the Oh-so-famous-pranksters twins in his adventures. Oh and Neville joins in too! But the golden trio is still golden and Hermione is like the mother hen. AND three certain boys are dogs. AND Harry is a metarmorphagus. AND Sirius can talk to Harry telepathically. AND they become animag- nah I am sharing too much information, anyways enjoy it. It's Hinny by the way. I am continuing this story for Omasko422!

Cover made by me! Originally posted by me on ao3

Kinsley Berke, just a normal but weird British girl who accidentally types the wrong number into her phone. While chatting to a random stranger on text message she realizes she might have made a friend or even much more. This story is inspired by the dreamwastaken fanfic Area Codes by @ihaveajuicebox (you should definitely read it)

Wilbur is a young, trans masc teen. He is out to his parents, and they fully support him. They've bought him binders, let him cut his hair, and gotten him other things to help him transition. The town they live in though? Not very supportive. When they first noticed Wilbur out in public with his parents, people thought they had adopted, only to find out that he was indeed the young "girl" that happily ran around the small town with the other kids. They weren't too happy. The whole town, although small, is very homophobic and transphobic. Wilbur and his parents are the only people that are part of/support the LGBTQ+ community. On September 14, 2009, on Wilbur's thirteenth birthday, he and his parents happily spend the day together in their small home. However that happy day turned into a not-so-happy night. Two unidentifiable people break into their home, kill Wilbur's parents, and abduct him. All because he's trans. He blames only himself. ~~~ TW// cussing Homophobia/transphobia Murder Kidnapping Misgendering Deadnaming Eating disorder Abuse etc... ~~~ I know that's not Wilbur's actual birthday but he hasn't said when it actually is sooooo ye just deal with it. ~~~ Yayayayayaya another trans!mcyt AUUUUU!!!! As if I haven't already made two separate trans!Tommy AUs, and a trans!Ranboo AU with a squeal/book 2..... Who caresssssss? ~~~ Also, first time making a Wilbur AU!!! Unless you wanna count "The Morning After I Killed Myself" as a Wilbur AU, even though it was just a vid I found on YT and decided to write in Wattpad and use him for it. ~~~ If Wilbur says anything about not wanting to be trans and stuff in stories/AUs, I'll replace his character with like- Y/N or someone (｡•́‿•̀｡) (Idk if he has or not already so pls don't attack me if he has) ~~~ Started: November 18, 2022 Finished: December 17, 2022 (Lol almost exactly one month)

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself.