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  • handjobs [ soothouse ]
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    "Well, I'd prefer to get into your pants -" The editor looks at her in shock, eyes widening comically. "And give you a handjob. I'm asking for consent, of course." "You - you want to jerk me off?" Wilbur sputters, looking at the only female Soothouse member as if she'd gone insane. "Am I hearing things right?"

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  • I'm not starving myself..|~|Karlnap|~|^v^
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    Karl Had an eating disorder so he never ate ...Until his boyfriend from Texas Came To live with him ..Sapnap was Getting worried because Karl wasn't Eating as much ..So he decided to hide in the bathroom ..He was hearing what Karl was saying and Sapnap Couldn't handle it and Karl was Crying Like crazy and Sapnap was...

  • quackity and you | 18+ (being reworked)
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    dont read this im embarrassed idk waht i was doing 3 years ago WHY DID THIS GO VIRAL

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  • The Nerd and the Jock //DNF
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    THIS STORY IS SATIRE

  • Monster Ultra by Anonymous on Ao3
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    For those who don't have Ao3 but wanna read it. Here you are. Summary: It was so fucking stupid and if you'd have told Karl 2 months ago that right now, he would be sat on his bedroom floor with a full and sealed can of monster genuinely debating fucking himself with it, he would have slapped you across the face and c...

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