Frumoasa rebela Joanna Anne Carver,ramane orfana chiar de ziua ei de nastere,cand implineste 16 ani.Dupa moartea parintilor ei,ea este transferata la un orfelinat din L.A.,unde credea ca v-a ramane ,pana cand o familie obinuita va veni sa o adopte.Dar viata ii se schimba radical,cand este adoptata de faimosul cantaret Zayn Malik.Continuati sa cititi,deoarece veti avea parte de : COMEDIE: "Cine esti si cum ai intrat aici?" "Sunt Harry Styles!" "Nu stiam ca Harry Styles are parul lung si poarta tocuri." "Alcoolul acesta transforma oamenii!" ROMANTA: "De ce te porti asa cu mine,din nou?" "Fiindca..." "Fiindca ce?!Ce ai cu mine?" "Eu...Eu te iubesc!" DRAMA: "Nu vreau o noua familie.Imi placea aceea dinainte.O vreau inapoi.Imi vreau parintii inapoi.Dorinta stupida,mi-ai distrus viata."

Growing up in white-bread Omaha, Nebraska, Rachel Shukert was one of thirty-seven students (circa 1990) in Nebraska’s only Jewish elementary school. She spent her days dreaming of a fantasy Aryan boyfriend named Chris McPresbyterian, a tall blond god whose family spoke softly in public and did not inquire after his bowel movements. She spent her nights frantically plastering her bedroom with pictures of intimidating co-religionists such as Henry Kissinger and Bette Midler, hoping to repel the Gestapo officers she was certain were lurking behind the drywall. Even back then, Rachel knew she was destined for greatness. After winning the Omaha Metropolitan Area Theater Arts Guild Award for Best Youth Actress–and imagining herself as the biggest talent to come out of Nebraska since Montgomery Clift–Rachel finally arrives in Manhattan. Intent on making her mark in the glittering world of Show Biz, she isthwarted at every turn by episodes of anorexia, verbally abusive sock puppets, and a certain terrorist attack you may have heard of. She nevertheless soldiers on, as her people have done from time immemorial. In this hilarious, mordant, and moving memoir, Rachel Shukert tackles topics as diverse and weighty as life, death, love, Jewish paranoia, and errant feminine hygiene products with a fresh and irresistible mixture of humor, brains, and candor, proving that having no shame can sometimes be a very good thing indeed.