Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Apparently these things I think up are funny. Everyone says so at school so why not post them on wattpad?

Voldemort sets off on a fabulous adventure with his sister, Sharpay, filled with pink, sparkles, and music! A funny fanfiction you won't want to miss, I want everyone to know that it's not my fault when you pass out from too many sparkles....that's why Voldy loved Edward...er...Cedric. Right?