***STORY IS NOW UNDERGOING A RE-WRITE DUE TO THE SURGE IN POPULARITY AND SUDDEN MOTIVATION*** An ordinary lazy, perverted woman who is obsessed with Anime, Manga, and video games dies from an unfortunate event. She is flung into a world full of Ninja, Demons, and sexy people. Unfortunately, she is reborn into a body that doesn't belong to her. Watch as Sarah becomes an unstoppable menace with the help of powerful allies and quells her fears. Will romance blossom for our protagonist? What is this talk about the Kyuubi performing another act that was not in the canon? How many will live and die on Sarah's watch? She can't save everyone, but she can sure as hell try. --------------------------------------------------- A/N: Slow updates due to work, life, and laziness. Sorry, but please enjoy. First actual semi-serious fanfiction. Warning: 18+, crackish, not so funny humor, craziness, weirdness, and some minor character bashing.

When Mutsumi kisses Shinomiya to get rid of an annoying person, neither expected they would kiss more often.

Six years have passed. It is the beginning of Junior High at South Park High for Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The boys from Colorado's most famous quartet have grown up, but South Park's still South Park, no matter how old you are. Follow the hippie, the jew, the poor and the fat on their 1st season of high school adventures!

Request are closed CLOSED!!! This book is finished, I just don't have motivation since I'll be making official stories. These are just random oneshots that come in my head so yea, you can also request! This is only between their dsmp characters :) NO SMUT!!! It makes me uncomfortable :) 🥀=Angst 🍰=fluff 🍵=Toxic ⚔️=Medieval Times 💍=Marriage 📕=Highschool AU 🎭=Acting AU 🎠=Disney Movie 🏴‍☠️=Pirate AU

Flicker.... :)

Prince George was never fond of arranged marriages but like every prince, he had to be responsible. He was never one to follow rules though, so why start now? Why not try to run away with his best friend, who he may have developed feelings for? - Disclaimer: This is my first dnf fanfic! Dream and George have both expressed that they dont mind people writing about and shipping them but if they ever were uncomfortable with it- i would immediately delete this asap. Also, for story purposes Dream is older than George in this. With that being said, Enjoy! :)

"Lipstick claims things." The words from Henrietta clouded Firkle's mind as he finally made his move. As the goth grabbed Ike Broflovski by the shirt, he whispered one thing. "Mine." Then, they kissed. Firkle's purple lips stained Ike's, and Firkle broke away proud. He had just claimed Ike Broflovski, a boy he'd had his eye on for years. COVER DRAWN BY @TOKIMASU

Watch Karen, Tricia, Ike, Firkle, and Patton make YouTube channels and watch the ridiculous things they upload

Kyle finds a letter in his locker addressed to him. It's a love letter, and no one knows who it's from. All the main four know is it's from a guy. Will Kyle come out as gay? Will they find out who the letter is from? Why does Kenny listen to K-Pop know? And why is the only one who will listen to Kyle is Cartman?

yes this actually happening -Cartman