"The only people who should kill, are those who are prepared to die themselves." *ੈ✩‧₊˚ Mallory is a sixteen-year-old assassin working under the Commission. Born with an insatiable appetite for destruction, she wears the smell of blood and death like perfume. Unfortunately for her, Mallory is assigned an important mission to locate Five Hargreeves and investigate his plan to prevent the apocalypse. Her usual mature demeanor fizzles when she officially meets her irritating target. Mallory forgets how to act, butchering her lies and endangering the mission. It's because they can't stand each other. Right? It's because something as simple as being in the other's presence makes them want to rip their own hair out. Right? Yet, Mallory and Five can't help but be drawn to one another, no matter how hard they try to resist. *ੈ✩‧₊˚ Five stares down at me with a cocky smirk dancing on his lips. What's there to be cocky about? I glance down and recognize something shiny in his hands. My jaw drops. Five is holding my knife-- the equivalent one that should have been securely strapped to my thigh just moments ago. "If you wish to kill me, Mallory," he whispers casually, his lips grazing against my ear. "You must try a tad bit harder. I'm not going to make it easy for you, of course." *ੈ✩‧₊˚ Mallory and Five are soon to be each other's greatest villains. An enemies to lovers slow burn. And when I say slow burn, I mean slow burn. Currently takes place between seasons 1-2 (maybe season 3- still undecided) STILL IN THE PROCESS OF WRITING

Five x reader oneshots/imagines I hope you guys enjoy my stories and I want you to know that unless I state clearly that it is a request, all stories are in fact my own. REQUESTS ARE ACCEPTED Sample of chapter : 'Pride and Joy' I smiled gently and leaned down to kiss her again. Just as passionately, I don't have to worry about anyone coming in this time. I dragged my tongue along her lip, and almost cried out when she opened her mouth, allowing my access. My tongue entered her mouth and entwined with her own. I was a bit hesitant, we'd never done this before. I'd never done this before. At all. With (y/n), she gasped slightly, her arms pulling me closer. After a few minutes, I pulled away, still on top of her, both of us breathing hard. I smiled and gave her a few more pecks on the lips. I leaned back and gave her an Eskimo kiss, right then, her eyes fluttered open and my heart stopped. Pure. Beautiful. Innocent. Mine. Her eyes were pools of the finest gold, a dull glow shone from them. I love when this happens. I just want to stare at her til the end of the world. Nobody else can look at these eyes. Nobody can cause these eyes to look like this gorgeous colour. "Mine. You know dad was right. You are the pride and joy of this academy. You're my pride and joy and I would not give you up for anything." __________________________ I really hope you guys liked this short extract, if you did, feel free to read other chapters of mine. Enjoy xxxxxx

In this story you fall in love with Five Hargeeves - obviously ⚠️Beware this story is uncensored and very mature I don't suggest reading if your 14-15 or younger read at your own risk⚠️ I'm serious If u want to skip to the dirty stuff or skip over it the only dirty paragraph rn is "fuck!"

while y/n moves to new school, she made a new friend group that includes and boy that makes her happy. She doesn't know she has feelings for him yet. But after spending a vacation together she realizes what she feels. WARNING! - some parts may include - sex etc If you don't like SMUT content don't not read! <3

to all my five simps out there😚

Esme Hargreeves or Number Eight was apart of The Umbrella Academy, she was probably the most powerful of the eight "siblings", but would only ever mention it to get under Luther's skin. You could always find her by Five's side and him by hers, know one had ever seen two people so in love, they were made for each other. He motivated her to be stronger and smarter, and she was the only one that could make him seem soft and kind. When he disappeared he took apart of her soul with him, she was never the same. The only thing that kept him going in the apocalypse was the thought of seeing her again. He finally does return to Esme but they have a new problem. They have eight days to save the world. I don't own anything from The Umbrella Academy, I only own Esme.

A pyromantic wife and a spacial jumping husband face the dawn of a dead tomorrow; but what did it matter so long as they were hand in bloody hand? As Lena Flores attempted to save the world, it all began to collapse in on them and they began to wonder - is it better to save the world or let it all go up in flames?

The story follows a young girl named Y/N, the Handlers biological daughter. Y/N was raised as a weapon by her mother for years until she decided to take the young girl's training too far. What will happen when the Handler tries to turn Y/N against the one and only Five Hargreeves. DISCLAIMER I do not own any of the characters from The Umbrella Academy. I do however own some of the plot.

This is a ✨very✨ dirty story that does not have censoring ⚠️read at your own risk⚠️ You and five decide together to try again at sexual love you are both 19 and have been together for about 2 years . Five is very kind and respectful HE WOULD GIVE THE WORLD FOR YOU but knows how to handle you in the bedroom IYKYK😝. You (y/n) are very "lovey dovey" and you love five SO MUCH and would do anything for him.....anything😌... You two are very close and you guys have no problem with taking things to another level in the "sex world". I'm Thank you for 90 reads

He thought he was the only survivor He was wrong Just read it to find out (I do not promote drug use its just part of the story please do not do drugs) (On pause)