I should've listened to Andy. • Sixteen Candles AU/Peterick/Side Trohley • Completed

"Being a vampire sucks" Peterick au set in the little less sixteen candles universe where humans and vampires are forbidden from being near one another. This situation becomes particularly difficult for Patrick Stump... and his dead boyfriend. WARNING: blood (Gallons of the stuff)

Vampire!Peterick/Brallon

After a situation goes sour, notorious thief, Pete Wentz is forced to go into hiding, but with a prized jewel in his possession and the police hot on his trail he becomes worrisome of his chances of getting out of it unscathed. His old friend, Brendon, gets in touch with him at the right time, however, and Pete decides that it's in his best interest to hide out with him since this friend just so happens to live in a small town. Pete is played off as Brendon's estranged cousin, but the townsfolk are wary of the newcomer despite Brendon's flawless reputation. The plan goes smoothly at first, but Pete almost dies of boredom as soon as he arrives, so it's only a matter of time before he becomes entranced by the only interesting form of entertainment: the town reverend's seventeen-year-old virgin son, Patrick. Unbeknownst to the boy himself, his own innocent, curious gaze becomes the one thing Pete just can't seem to wiggle out of. First Published: March 2, 2017 Completed: June 28, 2017 Warning: Mentions of depression and death. Includes scenes of a sexual nature. Book 1 of 2

His life is like a car crash. It seems to play in slow motion, and it's hard to believe that it's happening right in front of you. It's captivating, and you know you shouldn't stare, but as soon as your eyes are gone, it's like the carnage disappears. Everything is natural, and you wonder if you just imagined the whole thing. A lawyer's life isn't meant to be dramatic. Especially when his specialty is writing wills and prepping your impending death. But Patrick Stumph doesn't think he has much more to offer. He is just awaiting the day his will comes in handy. He spends his day in a law office. He paints to escape. He slashes his skin to hate. The day Pete Wentz literally jumps into his life, his car comes screeching to a halt. The young hairdresser shows the lawyer that maybe there is something worth living for, as long as he stops until the light is green. (Trigger warnings. Please read first A/N for detailed explanation)

hey, can anybody read this?

Pete Wentz was always the bad boy of the town, and most of the time he got away with it. But one day when Pete gets caught smoking for the 3rd time at school, he's forced to volunteer at a church every Wednesday for a month. But how bad can church, God, and all that other stuff really be?

After high school, eighteen-year-old Patrick took up residence in the apartment above his parent's book store; the same bookstore he worked at. Angsty and tired of Chicago, he only agreed to work at the dull place to gather enough money to attend an out-of-state university. He craved excitement and something to save him from the bland life he lived. When strange killings occur around the city Patrick comes face to face with a vampire but this wasn't exactly the kind of excitement he had wished for. Note: Some parts of this story, such as the characters, are based on the 'A Little Less Sixteen Candles' video, but I put my own spin on the whole concept of the vampires and other certain details because I wanted to. Apologies in advance for grammar errors. Contains mentions of blood, death, and sex. First Published: Sometime in 2014 lol I don't really remember Ended: June 19, 2017

He was born into the spotlight and grew up surrounded by the media. Pete Wentz is a prince, and he doesn't waste a single opportunity as one. His face is plastered across magazines and television screens. He's the heartthrob of thousands and the rebellious heir to the throne. Rich, hot and successful, nothing was expected to get in his way. Then Pete's rambunctious lifestyle is suddenly stalled when he is arranged to marry a princess to save his family's reputation. It's thought to be a dream come true in the eyes of the press, but for Pete it only adds to the stress and complications of his well-publicized life. Forced to hire a body guard after an incident, he becomes mesmerized by the young college student named Patrick that is chosen. Soon enough, Pete is wrapped up in his allure and finds it difficult to go through with the marriage arrangement once affections for his employee begin to surface. First Published: August 8, 2017 Completed: December 3, 2017 Warning: Mentions of death and violence. Includes scenes of a sexual nature.

"Oh my god they were roommates..." College AU [Completed]