Being friends with Dazai Osamu is no easy task for an ordinary person. Meeting at the age of 10 in Port Mafia, Dazai and Kirino have vowed to never leave each other behind and to stay by each other's side forever. Fast forward a couple years, they are both members at the Armed Detective Agency with new adventures awaiting them. But, can a suicidal idiot and a woman who seems to invite danger keep their vows to one another? Will something other than friendship blossom? Only time will tell. Disclaimer: All rights of Bungou Stray Dog's storyline and characters belong to Kafka Asagiri.

People are afraid of the dark and what lurks in it. They are afraid of her as well. And yet, Dazai Osamu-- a man drowning in the same sea of shadows that had long since become her home-- was the first to tell her that she belonged to the light.

Dazai Osamu, a die hard fan of suicide, wanted to find a beautiful woman to commit a double suicide with. He searched high and low but now, it's time to search in the middle: the internet. -------------- (Bakamono: I don't own Bungou Stray Dogs. I don't own Dazai. I don't own you. But I do own the plot. Enjoy!)

he can't save himself.

she, a dancer with personified problems all the while more that intrigues osamu dazai who came into her life amidst the chaos that is [name] [last name]. - art on cover made by @/XXARTL (twitter) bsd © kafka asagiri story © adhdrice 051620

» where did you come from? « » very far away from here. « [discontinued • fem! reader x dazai]

"So you came back, huh?" She disappears for 2 years, leaving her subordinate and other friends behind. No one knew as to why she left, or why she just suddenly appears the minute a new member joins her beloved agency. dazai x oc. #1 out of 2K in BSD #1 out if 1K in Dazai

"A good book is always good, no matter how many times you've read it." -A few short stories I wrote almost a year ago. I won't be writing anymore, but I hope you like what I've written, thank you!

𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕, 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚗. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙾𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚞 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛--𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐. - - - (Y/n) (L/n) was a young detective, one with great promise and an almost guaranteed future full of success. When this is ripped from her, she happens to meet the Armed Detective Agency and becomes a vital member. One day, a year after joining, a new young man gets joined with her friend and coworker, Doppo Kunikida. This man, Osamu Dazai, takes an immediate interest in the ex-officer. She just happens to also take an immediate interest in him as well. - - - Bungo Stray Dogs goes to their respective owners, I do not and will never own Bungo Stray Dogs. This is a Fem!reader x Dazai, so I will be using she/her pronouns throughout the story. Warning: This does contain themes of violence, murder, and suicide (seriously, have you met Dazai?). - - - Dark Mode: ✔ Started: 9/8/20 Finished: 11/13/20 Overall Word Count: 50,044 words

i hate chuuya, and i like suicide.